Notices by codl (codl@chitter.xyz), page 3

they removed "i'm using tilt controls!" from mario kart world. nintendo is FINISHED

its so funny that one of the first replies hetzner got after setting up a mastodon instance is "so whats your position on trump. also are you american"

my ex still thinks we're together

my drawing tablet has leftist mode??

solid snake... brother. its me, regular snake

unjust bikes

train come out of the tgvussy

Vu sur wikivoyage : "C'est un concept vraiment génial que d'associer le vin et le fromage !" oui personne n'y avait pensé

Pascal obistro vient faire caca à quimper !!!

the wall loops hater has logged on

sometimes when you're on a bike people will just strike up a conversation with you out of nowhere. like the person who parked their moped in front of the bike parking blocking 5 out of the 6 spaces and who started telling me about their facebook group while i was struggling to fit my bike behind their moped

speaking of blocking bike parking, there's a set of wheelbenders that i try to pass by whenever i'm near because it's an obscene number of loops like 8 or 10 but almost every time i go there there are two of the city's rental bikes parked sideways blocking most of the spots. makes me laugh every time. that's the only way you can really secure those bikes to this kind of shitty fucking rack with the built in cable lock

why is it called "sun" day if it's gonna fucking rain all day!!!

cant relate to people who dont meow back when their cat meows at them. cant imagine what their inner life must be like

C'est l'enfer ici

Je suis en état critique on m'a donné du beurre doux au petit dej de l'hôtel

yall ever think about how absurd the fast food combo meal is

a hamburger is already supposed to be a whole meal! you don't need the fries!

@lanodan 🥔 tuber

"roll vt" (a pa pushes a barrel with kizuna ai inside onto the set)

so sorry but when you abbreviate "vtuber" as "vt" I'm going to read "videotape"