Notices by codl (codl@chitter.xyz), page 5

moi : ahh trankil sur la terrasse, les frites, le hot dog, rien ne pourrait gâcher ce moment
un goéland : ak ak
moi : la France est en alerte totale suite à cette menace sérieuse

the lyrics to the taskmaster theme are:
give me a task
give me a task
I want a task
give me a task
give me a task
give me a task
I want a task
give me a task
task task task task task task task task task task task task task!

ok when i posted this i didnt know that one of the tasks in the show was to write lyrics to the theme song. how many points do you think i would have been given

oh my god stop half ass translating your apps I have no idea what this could possibly mean

you HAVE to understand that you can make a piece of software worse by adding a bad translation than if it weren't translated at all

if a job is worth assing it's worth half assing

does anyone use the footrest in some trains or

maybe its just me and my freakishly long legs but i often barely have enough leg room when my feet are touching the floor so the footrest is out of the question

now that i think about it i did use the footrest when i was a child

then again back then there was enough space between seats for a regulation football pitch so

only 90s kids remember the world cup finale 98 being played entirely on a paris-strasbourg tgv

the geoguessr community is normal

found a second hand copy of thems fighting herds for cheap

verdict im still bad at fighting games

fighting game players are always going on about the mindset, yeah I got that. I got my mind set on putting this controller down and doing literally anything else

the story mode in this game is so strange. like i expected it to be a stereotypical fighting game story mode where you just go from fight to fight with some dialog between fights trying to weave a semblance of a story but no, i'm being made to walk around an overworld and do platforming challenges and a bunch of deer called me poor

the platforming is making me miserable btw like remember that footage of the games journalist having trouble with the cuphead tutorial? thats me

local area notwork

bon. ce que je cherchais c'était une liste des préfixes par ville mais apparemment depuis 2023 c'est fini on peut attribuer n'importe quel numéro "géographique" n'importe où. et du coup le document de l'arcep est inutile parce que c'est marqué partout "Territoire: Métropole"

rip le bon vieux 0298