Notices by Badly-optimised primate (moopet@toot.cafe)

@feld I make them in a frying pan like an omelette and fold them a lot, quickly.

I bought some eggs and they say, "refrigerate after purchase" on the pack.

They aren't refrigerated _before_ purchase, and the label doesn't know how long they've been on the shelf, does it?

This is kind of like, "do not feed them after midnight".

Anyway, I thought putting eggs in the fridge was only something you needed to do in the US.

I think there's a point the #mastodonforharris arguments are missing, and that's that fundraisers _shouldn't ever be a thing_.

Politics, at any level, should not be influenced by who has more money.

@craigmaloney also anything relying on solid state storage like chrome books and so on

@amolith I like IRC out of that list but went with mailing list because it's more obviously permanent as far as new users are concerned.

@dockers there's probably a queue to be your friend, and I'm OK with being #30.

Yea, I've been on hold with the credit card company half the day does it show

@feld shitty 1980s me used to buy cassette games at the second hand shop and return them to Smiths saying I'd lost the receipt to exchange them for new ones.

Growth is understanding that's unacceptable behaviour and also giving Young Moopet a manly nod.

My company has been gradually adding more compulsory office days back and now we're up to 4 days per week.

I'm on a remote contract, so I'm ok, but the reasons they give is sooo bad.

It's like the whole world is going backwards still.

Has anyone ever crushed up a dead fly and mixed it in with their 23andme submission and called themselves Mr Brundle