Notices by Jerry 🦙💝🦙 (jerry@infosec.exchange), page 7

The beach knows I’m leaving in the morning and the sky is crying

@venite I’ve been looped into official business of a local government entity in England that was working on some sensitive development stuff. I had a lender send me a docusign form to finalize a closing. I had a janitor at a church in Texas use my email as his and a bride tried to communicate the arrangement of chairs and then was exceptionally pissed afterward when it wasn’t done her way. And so so many more stories.

I need advice. There are hundreds of people that think my Gmail address is theirs, and over the years it’s been quite annoying. Someone recently engaged a realtor using my email address. When I went to unsubscribe to the “house finder” service, it has that person’s phone number.

Now I know what the right thing to do it. But I’m not sure that’s what I’m doing to do. What would you do?

It’s getting to the point that moderating mastodon requires a doctorate in Middle East studies and a degree in international law 💩

@lcamtuf “Crown Sterling: bringing mathematics to metaphysics and superstition”

@jcfarris @GossiTheDog @elonjet @ZuckJet I’m feeling very inadequate right now. :neocat_blush_hide:

@shellsharks @jcfarris sadly, I can’t afford the solid boards - mine are inflatable 😅

@shellsharks @jcfarris good news - I’m headed to the beach tomorrow to shoot feet pics for two weeks

Her: can you go pick out some plants if you have some free time today?

Me:

@fedops we’ve been together for 33 years, married for 30. She doesn’t just know how to push my buttons - she’s the one that installed the buttons.

Since CISA killed it's RSS feed[1], If anyone is interested, I created an account here that will allow anyone to subscribe both via the fediverse and via RSS using the mastodon RSS feed for that account. The account is @cisareflector

1. https://www.cisa.gov/news-events/alerts/2025/05/12/update-how-cisa-shares-cyber-related-alerts-and-notifications

Don’t forget to set your agentic AI to push that vibe code to production as you leave for the day.

I got to take my parents to a baseball game tonight. It was the first time they had been to one since 1981. It was good to be able to spend some time with them.

Happy May the 4th to all the radical lunatics that believe in extremist ideas like empathy, equality, free trade, and due process.

@simonzerafa oil is a globally traded commodity, so more supply means a lower price. Lower prices mean that the non-subsidized (relative to Middle East) US oil companies will have to cease some operations because it’s no longer profitable at the current price level. So the US stops drilling, slows down on pumping and refining, and begins to import more oil. Then opec cuts production and the costs skyrocket because it takes years for the US producers to get back to business. This is what happened after Trump negotiated a production increase with Saudi Arabia in his first term.

@simonzerafa opec knows what they are doing. A year or two of $50 oil will get them
Two or three years of $100+ oil

@clacke I think so - but ironically, opec is effectively doing what Trump wants - making moves that make oil cheaper, and so they have to be sitting back smiling because they are making Trump happy while tying our shoe laces together. Trump doesn’t seem to be able to think more than one step ahead, and he’s surrounded himself with people who will never question him, just like any good CEO does. @virtualinanity @kwayk42

@virtualinanity @kwayk42 I agree with that. I think the SPR may still be close to depleted too. Maybe they’ll fill it back up if it goes down to $50, but who knows since they just outsourced the SPR to some private company.

@virtualinanity @kwayk42 US production will recover, but it will take time and during that recovery period, we’ll see some really high prices. But we will see much higher electric and natural gas prices almost immediately.

@masek what will be different this time, I think, is that he’ll still be in office (probably) when the oil prices reverse course and start soaring. But you’re right, for a time we will have to hear about what an amazing deal maker he is. I guess then he’ll blame Biden when it goes back up?