Notices by Scary Jerry 👻👻💀🎃 (jerry@infosec.exchange), page 6

I have a (bad) sinus infection right now and a dentist appointment later today. I am going to see if they’ll let me use that sucker straw to clean out my sinuses

So MITRE’s CVE may be dying. I have been working hard on a replacement. Now you might be skeptical that a shared google sheet isn’t the right approach, but at least it’s affordable, right?

Last batch of orchid pics for the day

Some orchid pics from today

https://www.ft.com/content/20d0678a-41b2-468d-ac10-14ce1eae357b

I find it endlessly amazing that humans survived for hundreds of thousands - perhaps even millions of years without air fryers. How is that possible?

We’re about to find out what happens when China stops buying US bonds. Somehow, I don’t think this was factored into the equation.

I decided to treat myself to McDonalds for lunch after my stock market wins, and well… Crowdstrike got there first it seems.

I am hearing 90 tariff pause

Wow. Something just happened in the stock market.

If Nicole isn’t the cure for open fediverse account registrations, I don’t know what is….

@jeff true, though we do also have the flood of bikinibots that hit mastodon.social now and then

@GossiTheDog well that is interesting because it means the article I linked is incorrect.

Oracle finally admits its cloud was hacked https://cybersecuritynews.com/oracle-acknowledges-data-breach/amp/

Perhaps the best part of Booker breaking the filibuster record is that he was talking about John Lewis as he broke it. For those that don’t know, the previous record was held by Strom Thermond set in 1957 when he was trying to derail the civil rights act.

After a long day of biting each other’s ears, chomping on necks, bunny kicks to the face, and screaming while fighting, I found these two sound asleep on our window hammock.

You’ve heard of Agile management

You’ve heard of test driven development

You’ve heard of pushing to prod on Friday before leaving for the weekend

You’ve even heard of vibe coding

But may I introduce you to “push driven Agile Vibe-based development”?

It takes the best parts of all these concepts and merges them into one seamless process, from starting development with no clear plan, to vibe coding, to no testing, with forced pushes to prod every Friday afternoon!

These spammers (bikinibots, cashapp, and investment scams, etc) seem awfully optimistic about their shot at pinching money from a bunch of out of work tech people operating on infrastructure supported by donations.

If it’s going to happen, I think Panda Express should sponsor the Egg Roll https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/23/politics/white-house-easter-egg-roll-corporate-sponsorships/index.html

@bernd crazy. I lot risky.af because there was no way to pay to renew it @GossiTheDog