Notices by Jerry 🦙💝🦙 (jerry@infosec.exchange), page 6

I don’t know who to credit for this, but it’s beautiful

Some feral kittens and their mom on my front porch for your #caturday

I may have finally had an idea for how to use the domain “dumpster.news”

TFW all my photography odds and ends are enough to start producing propaganda in stunning 8k

Ok, this threat actor attribution chaos has gone far enough. I am establishing a central clearinghouse to issue unique and consistent threat actor names. This organization will be known as the Bureau for Labelling All Malicious Entities (BLAME for short).

TFW two mega corps announce a jointly maintained spreadsheet
https://www.crowdstrike.com/en-us/blog/crowdstrike-and-microsoft-unite-to-deconflict-cyber-threat-attribution/

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We made it home from the beach. Sadly my windshield was a casualty. I already my wife’s cracked windshield replaced by insurance this year, so likely have to pay this one out of pocket.

The beach knows I’m leaving in the morning and the sky is crying

@venite I’ve been looped into official business of a local government entity in England that was working on some sensitive development stuff. I had a lender send me a docusign form to finalize a closing. I had a janitor at a church in Texas use my email as his and a bride tried to communicate the arrangement of chairs and then was exceptionally pissed afterward when it wasn’t done her way. And so so many more stories.

I need advice. There are hundreds of people that think my Gmail address is theirs, and over the years it’s been quite annoying. Someone recently engaged a realtor using my email address. When I went to unsubscribe to the “house finder” service, it has that person’s phone number.

Now I know what the right thing to do it. But I’m not sure that’s what I’m doing to do. What would you do?

It’s getting to the point that moderating mastodon requires a doctorate in Middle East studies and a degree in international law 💩

@lcamtuf “Crown Sterling: bringing mathematics to metaphysics and superstition”

@jcfarris @GossiTheDog @elonjet @ZuckJet I’m feeling very inadequate right now. :neocat_blush_hide:

@shellsharks @jcfarris sadly, I can’t afford the solid boards - mine are inflatable 😅

@shellsharks @jcfarris good news - I’m headed to the beach tomorrow to shoot feet pics for two weeks

Her: can you go pick out some plants if you have some free time today?

Me:

@fedops we’ve been together for 33 years, married for 30. She doesn’t just know how to push my buttons - she’s the one that installed the buttons.

Since CISA killed it's RSS feed[1], If anyone is interested, I created an account here that will allow anyone to subscribe both via the fediverse and via RSS using the mastodon RSS feed for that account. The account is @cisareflector

1. https://www.cisa.gov/news-events/alerts/2025/05/12/update-how-cisa-shares-cyber-related-alerts-and-notifications

Don’t forget to set your agentic AI to push that vibe code to production as you leave for the day.