Notices by Jim (sullybiker@sully.site), page 3

I understand your concerns about telemetry and privacy, but really what we should be talking about is my bonus

Install this kill remote kill switch in your systems, it's for your own good, it'll never be used

@lain The return journey was going to be tested in prod, it's fine

Meanwhile, the #OpenBSD servers which I fought to keep with an exemption to the EPDR policy are quietly enjoying their breakfast of electrons, probably wondering why it is all so quiet

@tk @GossiTheDog It's a steal at just $2000 per CPU

Out of surgery and my dog will not leave me alone. Following me everywhere and generally fussing over me. Dogs are just great.

If Lord of the Rings was real, every time Frodo makes it to the volcano he would have to complete 5 forms about his visit, despite having been before and despite Sauron knowing it all anyway. Yes I'm at the doctor, why do you ask?

@kaia Oh yes please. No sugar (I'm sweet enough) and just a splash of milk

@kaia @Mitsu Yes but they have to stop NPCs walking into traps

@feld Are they getting shorted? They probably are *now* lol

@lain more research is needed

@kaia But then how can your family watch you on the job

My boss is making ominous noises about AI and its impact on staffing, which means he's hearing that from his bosses.

Great.

@kaia She looks fun

@kaia Frigate or Destroyer

@lain Moon is eternal

@Polychrome This is your life now

@checkervest I have known far too many cats

There's about 7 miles of freeway for my daily commute; recent lane closures have led to it running about 50-55mph (which is funny, because that's the speed limit) and it feels slow, but what's a real eye opener is it adds about 3-4mpg fuel efficiency to the route.

A gartner analyst has asked to meet me to discuss 'emerging tech trends' and I've had to let them know I'm terribly sorry but I'm too busy wiring up my testicles to a car battery. Because I had a choice.