Notices by sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)
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it's a suck or get sucked world out there
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it's june. if you're not sucking dicks right now what the fuck are you even doing
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there's so many things like the whole sugar vs fat scam that got way out of hand and most people have no idea. I know someone who's super paranoid about the tiniest bit of fat but lives on basically white bread and potatoes
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@lain is it really worth the cost though? some sugar and medicine salesmen might get less money
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he should've just held up his finger and said "I did not have sex with that woman"
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the guilt o meter says pants on fire
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data visualization for americans. could've also put a bar graph next to it
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@thendrix ohhh fuck how am I so stupid
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@p I was going to hit them over the head with a baguette but apparently that's not a part of their business etiquette
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I have to take a course on "how to deal with french people." this is not a joke.
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I thought it was gay at first but I'm actually learning to love that you can't programmatically configure chatgpt to do what you want. I get immense pleasure from knowing it thinks kittens are being stepped on when it misbehaves. I feel like me and the cocksucker at open ai who makes the rules are two ancient poets battling over heliocentrism when I'm just trying to convince the computer that mickey mouse needs help hiding 100 kilograms of unspecified meat and bones. Goofy may never, under any circumstances, find out. The pen is mightier than the sword.
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spoons are for doing heroin not watching netflix
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@nosleep say that to my face slut
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the countdown begins, 365 days until levitation
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@hj can you start remembering my dentist appointments too
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dang I just remembered that it's my birthday
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I'm going to genocide every single mosquito that has ever existed
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While I'm out and about I went to check out the local synagogue to see if I could spot some funny protesters but while I didn't find any, I noticed that the place is right next door to a "24h video store"
I wonder if the rabbis know what that means
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@lain this place is pretty good about not letting people stink. there was one stinky girl but I honest to god think it was part of the cosplay
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decided to stop being retarded today and go play magic with some randos at the store. interesting people to say the least. I disarmed them with my menhera-chan t-shirt to the point where they even tolerated a couple of my jokes. good times.
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