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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 09:45:39 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: @Moon that would break me beyond belief to watch. I hope he’s resting well now -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 09:40:42 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: @Moon that’s horrible, but fascinating that it’s the blockbuster of all places. I was broken in by a shitty job too - woke up at 5 am for a whole summer to open boxes. TONS of labor laws broken. seeing how much useless, worthless shit the store brought in and that people actually bought drove me insane, and seeing them treat this 60 year old guy dying of heart disease so poorly made me want to walk out -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 09:23:16 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: has your overall view of the world shifted for the worse or better since adulthood? mine is becoming more negative, and I’m trying to counteract it, but it’s hard as hell -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 09:18:48 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: MENACE -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 12:40:13 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: spc actually work challenge: IMPOSSIBLE (sorry moon I believe in you!!) -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 10-Mar-2024 13:40:14 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: @RustyCrab @icedquinn WAIT THAT MIGHT BE FROM KDE? WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY PC -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 10-Mar-2024 10:49:04 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: just got home, what's going on? -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Jan-2023 11:31:33 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: holy hell, I'm already at my 1000th post!
I'm glad I found fedi. I've met and made friends with some super cool people on here. I love this tiny refuge from the rest of the internet, and hope to be on fedi for a while!
here's a terrible ashbie redraw to commemorate the occasion :catto_blush: -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 17-Dec-2022 12:28:15 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: flat is justice -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Dec-2022 11:59:44 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: @coolboymew i wrote this while procrastinating on writing a paper, it has no name yet -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Dec-2022 11:59:43 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: @coolboymew is there actually? :laughing_cirno: wonder how that works -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Dec-2022 09:52:27 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: imagine you're scrolling through fedi in public. you've been seeing memes, cats, and tons of anime posts. in the middle of the posts, though, you see an nsfw marked post.
"how bad could it be," you think? "it's probably just someone marking a meme as nsfw as a precaution". you glance around to make sure no one is behind you. you tap and reveal the image. you were wrong. it's not a meme. it's fucking samus, tiddies and aliens and all, and it looks grotesque. well, fuck. you were wrong, and you sigh at yourself for not learning your lesson after the 235872385th time this has happened. now, much to your disappointment, you know that your friend REALLY REALLY REALLY wants to screw samus just like three of your other friends.
why is this gay, though?
1. fedi has a mostly male audience. that means that you are exposing your exact kinks, aliens and bondage and overinflated boobs and all, to guys. try telling your flesh-world friends that you have a thing for feet - it won't go over well. the imaginary situation above has probably happened multiple times, with your fedi friends and acquaintances sighing in disappointment.
2. if that imaginary situation didn't happen, something infinitely worse may happen - people might see it, and they might LIKE IT. they might start getting off to it WITH YOU. if you're gonna get off to the exact same erotic slime girl pic at the same time as someone else, you might as well fly over to them, kiss them, and say "bro" as you look into their eyes romantically. your nsfw post is not just a nsfw post. it is a gay invitation to enjoy quality time.
3. no girl will ever engage with your nsfw posts. what do you expect, a dm saying "oh my god, the isabella bondage hentai art you posted is so HOT, please do that to me"? no, you don't. only guys will ever engage with your nsfw posts. you know this.
4. you are sharing what you get off to with guys, and in the process, are making your fedi friends acutely aware of your sexual preferences. your fedi friends (and, don't forget, they are mostly guys) will know exactly how to please you in bed while you have homosexual relations with each other. if someone favorites your nsfw post, you now know that they have the same preferences as you, and you know how to please THEM in bed. come on. send him a DM already. tell him you want to have gay sex while he dresses as astolfo.
I hope you understand the underlying homosexual intentions behind your nsfw posts better now. thank you for reading my essay. -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 12-Dec-2022 09:43:21 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: :bunnyheart: -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 03-Dec-2022 19:00:29 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: :cirnoHi: -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 03-Nov-2022 16:03:45 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: it is done -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 19-Sep-2022 12:46:26 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: a friend sent this and said it was me
he's right :cryAqua: -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 01-Sep-2022 02:11:56 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: lately, I've been tricking myself into thinking I'm organized. turns out that's a fucking lie, because I just got asked to interview for a job I straight up don't remember applying for
I'm still gonna do the interview. :gigachad: -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Aug-2022 11:45:22 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: I got a new keyboard and it feels so nice to type on :happyday: my previous keyboard was faaaar too loud, but this one sounds soothing -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Aug-2022 11:23:37 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: @waifu I do miss just being able to install whatever application I want. it's really annoying to find the aur package name, or install the flatpak, or install from source, or just give up entirely and not use the damn program because it's too annoying to install or requires snap -
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cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: (dommymommy@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Aug-2022 11:07:49 JST cyuucat :catto_blush::arch: @waifu what happened exactly? only out of curiosity, I won't try to offer you bandaid fixes to move you back :pat: