Notices by 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 :verifiedtrans: (ladydragonfly@universeodon.com), page 7

If the existence of a single trans kid can "break down conservative values" then those values were weak as fuck and maybe shouldn't be relied on.

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@georgetakei girls girls don't fight you're BOTH the worst

Workers: if they'll spend $10m to prevent you from unionizing, your jobs are worth at least $10m.

Employers: if you'll spend $10m to prevent workers from being paid $9m, it's not about the money is it.

Kanye was never good and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

@georgetakei how the GOP manages to retain any voters at all with this hilariously brain damaged protofascist traitor windbag at the helm is beyond me.

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@georgetakei I'm no political strategist, but I don't think the people who tried to hang you are going to want to vote for you, Mikey.

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ME: ...
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- 7.2% of American adults are LGBTQ. That's 18.9 million adults, or larger than the entire veteran population.
- 11 million Americans are bisexual. That's more people than the entire state of Georgia.
- 3.6 million Americans are gay. That's more than the entire state of Utah.
- 2.6 million Americans are lesbian. That's more people than every single farmer in the country.
- and 1.6 million of us are transgender. That's TWICE as many as there are cops in the entire United States.

When people say "we shouldn't change our entire society just to pander to such a small percentage of it", that's obviously a really dumb argument from just an ethical stance. But it's also a really dishonest one. Because they would never say the same thing about veterans, farmers, cops, or the populations of entire States.

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"Why can't we just agree to disagree on politics?"

My dude.

- Agree to disagree was called pro-choice. You ended it and shoved authoritarian control of women's bodies down our throats.
- Agree to disagree was called LGBTQ inclusion. You banned it from schools, libraries, bathrooms, sports and the military.
- Agree to disagree was called Black Lives Matter. You mocked it and spat on it and threatened us with violence if we "try that in a small town".
- Agree to disagree was called Democracy. You traitors tried to kill it and install a military coup of your orange god emperor instead.

So no. Apparently, "we" CAN'T agree to disagree. And that's entirely your fault.

@georgetakei the GOP became a failed political party the moment they abandoned democracy and turned to an attempted military coup to get their way on Jan 6, 2021. This is not what broke them. This is merely the death spiral.

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