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   𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 :verifiedtrans: (ladydragonfly@universeodon.com)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 01:20:45 JST 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 :verifiedtrans:

   ME: The Earth is 71% water
   SCIENTIST: Yes. True.
   ME: And practically all of that water is uncarbonated
   SCIENTIST: Okay, sure. Not sure where you're going with this but
   ME: So the Earth is flat
   SCIENTIST...
   ME: ...
   SCIENTIST: Listen here you little shit

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     feld (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 01:43:51 JST feld

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     based on the rapid absorption of co2 into the oceans I'd say it's becoming carbonated :)
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     eviloatmeal, resident Death Stranding 2 apologist (arch, btw) (eviloatmeal@ak.angelstrapped.com)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 14:46:38 JST eviloatmeal, resident Death Stranding 2 apologist (arch, btw)

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     @LadyDragonfly I feel like that means the Earth is still, not flat.
     
     SCIENTIST, SQUINTING SUSPICIOUSLY: Are you implying the Sun orbits the Earth...?
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     Grant Gainey (ggainey@fosstodon.org)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 14:47:04 JST Grant Gainey

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     @LadyDragonfly Oh. My God.

     I shared this with my wife. She threw her napkin at me in exasperation.

     Today has been a *good* day so far!

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