In an alternate reality where Arrested Development was never cancelled:
Tobias Funke, Storming the Capital By Accident: STOP LUCILLE! STOP LUCILLE! STOP LUCILLE!
Another J6er: hey idiot it's "Stop the steal".
Tobias: oh why thank you kind stranger, I can't believe so many men are just as passionate as I am about my wife's mother. STOP LUCILLE!