Notices by Melekalikimonika (mnemonica@xoxo.zone)

inspired by @annika, my animal crossing island is open. C2JDX

@annika i’m so sorry :(

@annika i used curses with perl back in the 90s

@annika squee!! <3

@annika thank you annika!!

@annika have you seen the video showing how impossible it is to get out of the back seat in an emergency? harrowing https://youtu.be/6PbRBbIGnv4

Oregon has an amazing smokey bear license plate

eventually Washington came out with one too, but look how weak it looks in comparison

now oregon is working on this amazing plate. can’t wait to see what shitty clipart crab washington picks for theirs 🙃

An Old describes pop culture to another Old:

did you know there was a DJ named Mustard??
did you know it's because his real name is Dijon??

he's just hollering MUSTAAAAAARRRRRRDD in the background of this song and I was like yeah, this is my anthem.
no. it's his NAME
Dijon Isaiah McFarlane

the biggest waste of time in my life, cumulatively, has been hearing/reading something that doesn’t make sense and trying to understand it under the assumption that the problem is that i’m not smart enough to make sense of it, instead of considering that the other person might be expressing themselves poorly, bullshitting, or just has a terrible idea.

@mattl no, not yet! did you? what did you think?

So Lord of the Rings seems to be doing a lot of product licensing lately: a fountain pen/ink collab next month, and then also these little crochet kits: https://thewoobles.com/collections/lord-of-the-rings

I LOVE that Gollum's "accessory" is a fish. XD

The balrog is very cute, too.

#lotr

if you take one of the “merry christmas” swiss colony petits fours, you have to anagram the remaining ones

update:

turbulence on the flight was so bad that delta sent two apology emails and gave me 4000 extra miles, unprompted. it was scary tbh

@annika leet

@annika does pinterest count?

@annika i thought that was only a legend…

c'mon todo list, keep me on task. what's next?