Notices by Melekalikimonika (mnemonica@xoxo.zone)

if you take one of the “merry christmas” swiss colony petits fours, you have to anagram the remaining ones

update:

turbulence on the flight was so bad that delta sent two apology emails and gave me 4000 extra miles, unprompted. it was scary tbh

@annika leet

@annika does pinterest count?

@annika i thought that was only a legend…

c'mon todo list, keep me on task. what's next?

i completed my todo list and my brain gave me zero rewards. gonna have to reward myself

@annika “i understand you’re saying that you’re doing the thing ironically but you’re still doing the thing”

for every guy who posted "I like the memes but I'm not sure why fucking a couch is funny?"

buddy it's okay to fuck a couch, or a watermelon or a pie or a turnip or whatever. nobody is coming for the couch-fuckers.

It's hilarious and believable because he comes from the party of prudish propriety, where everyone throws gays under the bus, and then gets shamed out of office because they solicited sex in an airport bathroom.

#couch #couchfucking

@annika thank u i am very cute ☺️

@annika omg that’s amazing

@annika LLM found it

@annika my answer does not match my number of pinned posts 😅

@annika oh my god is this exactly the ACNH renaissance dress we both wore that one day? gorgeous!

@annika yes the entire cabinet to come home with me please and thank you

have you ever had a time in your life when you had ZERO local friends? it’s happened to me a couple of times in my life (lots of moving around as an adult) and i just had a long-ass dream about it. harrowing. the loneliness builds up and it’s so hard to make new friends without letting the desperation creep through.

my partner had his D&D group over, and i remembered what a pleasure it is to hang out quietly in another room, door closed, while a party is happening elsewhere in the house 🥰

like: there are people being social nearby, yay! and also i am protected from being social ☺️

@annika they reset all the settings for my local media, too :(

@annika i will remember