Notices by Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 16-Sep-2022 00:33:11 JST Bandit Heeler @Shadowman311
STOP DELETING AND REDRAFTING
IM COMING TO KILL YOU, IN YOUR HOME -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 16-Sep-2022 00:33:06 JST Bandit Heeler @Drunken_Economist @Shadowman311 His server does not honor delete requests. But yes don't redraft for silly typos and shit, only if the context of the post is materially incorrect -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Sep-2022 22:13:46 JST Bandit Heeler Joe Brandon when he realizes he needs to address the looming energy crisis and downstream effects (which will severely negatively impact the quality of life of all Americans at all class levels) instead of just LARPing as a RTS villain with cool red lights -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 05-Sep-2022 22:02:00 JST Bandit Heeler Hello @alex, in our local TL over on Poast there are some kiwis bitching about Poast being too extreme and edgy and asking for other instances. Unfortunately Soapbox does not yet allow us to shove these "people" in a locker. Can we refer them to G*********r or would you prefer we not? -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 02-Sep-2022 10:38:39 JST Bandit Heeler @alex Container good -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Aug-2022 02:40:45 JST Bandit Heeler Fellas I know the ladies have a lot to answer for, but I appreciate that they look nice -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 22-Aug-2022 07:29:33 JST Bandit Heeler ok now do public school teachers
RT: https://mastodon.social/users/The_Whore_of_Blahbylon/statuses/108863048256606258 -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 22-Aug-2022 05:12:19 JST Bandit Heeler @dave I pirate for three reasons:
1) FUCK these companies, they hate me
2) the stuff OP said
3) stream services/distributors are removing things to appeal to hysterical woke sensibilities (see #1) -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 00:13:05 JST Bandit Heeler @mushroom_soup Is "ace" zoomer speak for "I will bring a lot of problems to the relationship" -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 00:10:21 JST Bandit Heeler My formerly best friend in elementary school snubbed me for a year because I would wave at friends, and his dad saw me wave at him picking him up from school and said it was faggy. His mom eventually noticed we weren't hanging out any more and asked him what happened, and told him to apologize to me and tell me what his dad said. After that I was a little aloof with him, but I never waved at anyone ever again after that
RT: https://poa.st/objects/c453c501-e759-40bb-84bf-ff27d50687e9 -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Aug-2022 12:10:40 JST Bandit Heeler Cool, Liz Cheney is gonna run in 2024
1000 year girlboss reich -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Aug-2022 06:36:50 JST Bandit Heeler @johnbudd1350 It's not, unfortunately -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Aug-2022 06:28:11 JST Bandit Heeler 180 IQ bros I got a bad feeling they're not going to make Westworld season 5 -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Aug-2022 12:51:06 JST Bandit Heeler @BigDuck Child: if I break this thing my parents are gonna kill me
Woman: teehee it's okay, I'll get a man to patch the drywall -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Aug-2022 07:47:23 JST Bandit Heeler @Shadowman311 Really putting to rest any notion that God overreacted to the behavior of the Sodomites -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Aug-2022 00:04:02 JST Bandit Heeler @duke Lots of LARPing muddying the waters too (religion guys that couldn't describe their beliefs to a child, TRVE ARYANS that will be forced in to Astolfo cosplay camps the instant shit hits the fan, etc) -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 14-Aug-2022 12:47:57 JST Bandit Heeler @grey >paying for windows
>paying a hundred and thirty dollarydoos for windows
My brother in Christ....
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Aug-2022 12:17:55 JST Bandit Heeler Why are the pictures always either mugshots or bad Snapchat filters
RT: https://news.twtr.plus/users/breaking911/statuses/1557200966268616707 -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Aug-2022 11:00:18 JST Bandit Heeler Boomerwaffen standing by -
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Bandit Heeler (banditheeler@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Aug-2022 23:15:14 JST Bandit Heeler @dave I think people will interpret it to mean whatever they want it to think, and not look in to the details that much
Right: wow they sent the FBI over him taking some stationery home with him? Fucking Brandon
Left: wow they found the corpses of children and 980 TB of child pornography? Fucking Drumfph
Centrists: wow I'm NOT allowed to eat the crayons? Fucking government