Notices by Tengrain (🇺🇦) #KHIVE (tengrain@mastodon.social)

@BrianJopek

Just sayin’

Look, can someone on the Ethics Committee please read Matt Gaetz’ Ethics Report into the Congressional Record?

Asking for about 360M friends.

About pointing and laughing at Hair Füror and the 4th Reich: I’ve gotten a fair amount of pushback and how serious the moment is, and so on. All true enough.

I just want to say that if you don’t point and laugh, then you are #NORMALIZING him, just as the media does. If you don’t point how how none of this is rational, then you are helping to #SANEWASH him.

This is what they want and expect. #Laughter is our weapon, remember MAGA don’t understand humor, they take themselves seriously.

#RESIST

https://www.gocomics.com/mikeluckovich/2024/11/10

Pee-Wee Hermann Görring Makes His Move!

Meet the new Deputy Chief of Staff for the 4th Reich: In the coming days, President-elect Donald Trump is expected to announce that Stephen Miller, his top immigration adviser, will serve as White House deputy chief of staff for policy, two sources familiar with the plans told CNN. Miller, who served as a senior adviser to Trump during his first administration and has been a leading advocate for more restrictive immigration…

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/11/pee-wee-hermann-gorring-makes-his-move/

Sen. Warren Presents The Resistance (And The Power of Brass Knuckles)

I wish I had seen this earlier: And in Time Magazine, Senator-Professor Warren writes an excellent editorial/essay: [T]o everyone who feels like their heart has been ripped out of their chest, I feel the same. To everyone who is afraid of what happens next, I share your fears. But what we do next is important, and I need you in this fight with me.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/10/sen-warren-presents-the-resistance-and-the-power-of-brass-knuckles/

“One last crime, for the road,” Hair Füror brayed nasally at Mel.

@WarnerCrocker So I guess his vote for #TFG won’t be counted, and Jimmy Carter’s vote for Kamala will.

Funny old world.

Meanwhile, Wonkette tells us what is going on at BirdChan:

https://www.wonkette.com/p/elon-musk-leaving-it-all-out-on-field

The Enemies List (‘Believe Them The First Time’)

Axios has compiled Hair Füror’s enemies list: Donald Trump has been radically transparent in his pledge to use — and abuse — the power of the presidency to seek retribution against Americans he believes have wronged him. Why it matters: The final weeks of the election have been consumed by Trump's bellicose vows to crush "the enemy from within…

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/01/the-enemies-list-believe-them-the-first-time/

The October Surprise we’ve all been waiting for?

Judge Chutkan has unsealed Special Counsel Jack Smith’s redacted motion detailing evidence against Donald Trump in the election fraud case. Get reading, Scissorheads, this might be the October Surprise we’ve all been waiting for!

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/10/02/the-october-surprise-weve-all-been-waiting-for/

@TonyStark

All is not lost: The west coast Teamsters endorsed Harris:

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/09/18/west-coast-teamsters-endorse-harris-00179923

JD Vance notes that ICBMs in school are a fact of life:

https://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/2024/09/13

Will Bunch’s column on the debate is a delight to read: https://www.inquirer.com/opinion/trump-harris-debate-philadelphia-taylor-swift-dogs-20240911.html?utm_source=social&utm_campaign=gift_link&utm_medium=referral

The GOP elephant has tears in his eyes, right?

https://www.gocomics.com/mattdavies/2024/09/08

In a fancy part of town, I saw another douche driving a #cybertruck. This makes two I’ve spotted in the wild this summer.

#Seattle

Uh...

https://www.gocomics.com/mikeluckovich/2024/08/11

78-year old, 34-count convicted felon and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump is the oldest nominee for president in US History.

That man is old, Old, OLD!

@TonyStark

“78-year old, 34-count convicted felon and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump is completely incoherent and incapable of being President.”

#FIFY

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