Notices by Brian Jopek (brianjopek@mastodon.world)

Increasing incidents of “buyer’s remorse.”
#Idiocracy

I can’t even.
#Idiocracy
https://www.bmj.com/content/349/bmj.g7346

Cartoon by Ben Schwartz.
#TakeMeAway

Annnnnd it’s official: tRump is purposely making all these silly, stupid cabinet nominations as his way of burning the motherfucker down. A shit ton of people will be hurt because of it, including tRumpanzees and other dumbasses who voted for the sorry fuck. Unfortunately, so will the rest of us.
#Idiocracy

No shit.
#Idiocracy

“Team brain worms” is how they should be referenced from this point forward.
#Idiocracy

If this doesn't make your stomach turn, nothing will. 🤢 - The Mueller Report

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
#Idiocracy

Bezos has zero “perspective.”

This has been talked about for awhile but now, under the circumstances, it should probably really happen, I reckon.

“If you can be a felon and be president, they need to remove felon off of all job applications, rental applications, and professional certifications. If the highest position in the land can be taken by a felon, all positions should follow suit.” - U.S. Department of Shitposting In Exile

Cartoon by Jim Benton.
#WTF

Cartoon by Kyle Bravo. And my current mood.

I like “cheat sheets” like this - it assists in unfriending assholes I thought I knew.

“I thought we were going to have frivolous lawsuits and baseless claims of voter fraud like we always do,” she said. “I no longer recognize my Republican Party.” - Andy Borowitz
#Satire
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/kari-lake-calls-it-totally-unfair?triedRedirect=true&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3F1mSfAS4U_hkE_K9CUEGp-efutt-AVk_bx9HQ17qjHq8bbuBml0dyw_s_aem_xGc8XysdoaAipLp3uz_tgg

Well, I do read banned books

When the dust settles.
#RealityBites
#Dumbasses

It was a hoot.

How to let people know you’re a triggered FUCKIN snowflake without telling them you’re a FUCKIN triggered snowflake.
#Dumbass
#FuckMAGA

Neither have I, come to think of it.

Don’t know how many times over the years I had to remind people the shit didn’t start with sending Jewish people to death camps.

tRumpanzees get butthurt when they’re referred to as garbage.

“Trump’s comments about Cheney—an outspoken ‘never-Trumper’ who has lately campaigned with Kamala Harris—are arguably the most explicit of the various violent threats and insinuations Trump has made on the campaign trail. He has previously promised to deploy the US military against ‘far-left lunatics’ and repeatedly sought to demonize Democratic lawmakers by branding them ‘the enemy within.’” - Caitlin Dewey
https://apple.news/Avs4LvlOWRvSLrG0wiHA19Q