Notices by Brian Jopek (brianjopek@mastodon.world)

With apologies to Roy Scheider. 😁
#USpol

Gotta keep those distractions comin’.
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Welllll … 🤔
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And the memes are comin’ in hot!
#USpol

I wasn’t the only one who noticed.
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“Rather than focus on the safety of the hundreds of people in that room, Trump used his post-incident White House press briefing to argue that the shooting proved the need for his planned White House ballroom. ‘We need the ballroom,’ he said. A mass security scare at a press freedom dinner, and his first instinct was a real estate pitch.” - Really American

Fuckers.

“I suppose we shouldn't be surprised that Maga Republicans openly support the KKK. We knew it was going to reach this point sooner or later, but it's still disappointing to see. The white supremacist party will go down with their sinking ship. At least the brown skinned guy defending the KKK is having a fun time partying.” - The Radical Centrist
#USpol

https://newrepublic.com/article/209432/justice-department-klan-splc-suit?fbclid=IwZnRzaARZ0wdleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEe1LTIU-47G4jH_R3F0hBTy2LOXCl0-_Rs1GgdiGXmE45jKgFHtqBGeJuSFwk_aem_mQoORYEGA7q9GGIAxeNCPw

Cartoon by Bill Bramhall; betting on combat ops. I fucking hate people.

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Hope he reads us a new verse from the gospel of Pulp Fiction! 🤡 - The Resistance

Congratulations, ‘Merica.
#Theofascoligkracy

The first time I saw these two little boneheads at the humane society they were kinda cuddled up like this.
#CatsOfMastodon
#CaturdayEveryday
#NubsNGizmo

In an effort to refute what she described as utterly vile attacks on her character, Melania Trump slammed baseless reports this week that linked her to the wrong wealthy pedophile. - the Onion
#Satire

https://theonion.com/melania-trump-slams-baseless-reports-linking-her-to-wrong-wealthy-pedophile/

Today marks the 161st anniversary of the Confederacy’s surrender to the Union at the Battle of Appomattox. Let today be a reminder that those who turn against our Republic and try to end our democracy always lose in the end. - VoteVets
#USpol
#RememberYourOath

Melania tried to deny any relationship with Epstein and Maxwell today. Uh... okay. - Rev. Ryan Berghoef
#EpsteinFiles

Cartoon by Dave Whamond.
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#IranWar

This fucking guy.
#25thAmendmentNow

“Renowned historian Timothy Snyder leveled two explosive accusations against President Donald Trump: that his proposed 50% defense budget increase could be a bribe to secure military loyalty for a coup attempt, and that a staged domestic terror attack is his best remaining path to nullifying elections.” - Daniel Hampton

https://www.rawstory.com/amp/trumps-military-budget-2676666332

Um … Happy Easter, Mr. War Starter.
#IranWar
#USpol
#Dumbassery

Déjà vu type shit.

Up to 20 other highly trained U.S. military personnel in harm’s way looking for this officer as the FOTUS posts about fucking oil.
#IranWar
#USpol

“Once a crew member is located, a ‘rescue package’ is put together involving several pieces of equipment and personnel that rely on a series of environmental and situational factors to successfully execute a rescue.” - TIME
https://apple.news/AP2Qym6AYSjS9pPmNRhkEPw

Again, I thought the Iranians were “obliterated.” 🤔
#USpol
#IranWar

“Iranian embassy in South Africa trolls the Trump administration over Pete Hegseth’s purge of the US military during the war.” - Medias Touch