Notices by Josh Ourisman :apple_old_logo: (joshourisman@hachyderm.io)

Just because we’re spending the summer in #Baltimore, doesn’t mean I can’t make a #NewMexico-style green chile! Slightly different selection of chiles from our garden here, but it still comes out delicious!

@inthehands @futurebird ah yes, who could forget the famous ballet: Supersonic Snowplow!

@inthehands we’ve had four presidents who never had a vice president for their entire term of office, and I think two more who had no VP for their first of two terms. 18 total who lacked a VP for at least part of their term(s).

Picking a VP is definitely not top priority now.

The dog did *not* like those big wolves… #CopaAmérica #ARGCOL

Well, it appears that Shakira has beaten Elon Musk at the robot thing. #CopaAmérica #ARGCOL

Only one minute of stoppage, after Messi’s theatrics? #CopaAmérica #ARGCOL

Uh. Commentary is like two seconds ahead of the stream? #CopaAmérica #ARGCOL

I can’t see any problem with giving already rowdy and upset fans an extra hour plus to drink before a major event that they’re all emotionally invested in the outcome of. #CopaAmérica #ARGCOL

Just noticed that Argentina’s keeper’s kit in #CopaAmérica looks a whole lot like Spain’s in #Euro2024. Nothing wrong with that, just interesting!

WHAT‽ #CopaAmérica #URUCOL

Hmm. Jamaica vs Venezuela or Mexico vs Ecuador? I’m so torn! #CopaAmérica #MastodonFC

These announcers are being very pessimistic. Jamaica can still advance! They just need to win by at least 5 goals, and Mexico and Ecuador need to draw. Totally doable! 🇯🇲#CopaAmérica #MastodonFC

Problem solved! #CopaAmérica #MastodonFC

Oh no, wait. Then Mexico and Ecuador would each have 4 points, and Ecuador would advance, not Jamaica… #CopaAmérica #MastodonFC

@lain

@ianp5a @alanferrier @callunavulgaris the amount of time I’ve wasted in that queue, envying those EU passports…

@alanferrier @callunavulgaris I don’t care that this will probably confuse my (majority American) followers, this is too good not to retoot.

@norootcause my biggest problem with this poll is that one of the options causes the other…

@thomasfuchs

@lain buy some money today!