Notices by M.O.O.N that spells Tom Cullen (tomcullen@mastodon.social)

@thomasfuchs Just switched to Bitwarden from Apple’s password manager this week. I have recently moved to Linux and typing out those long passwords was getting tedious 😀

@fesshole ctrl+P isn’t a porn shortcut

@fesshole been there, things can get better. Seek out the support you deserve and fight for it if necessary. Life can be worth living.

@fesshole Estate agent lives in the house opposite.

@fesshole you put 2 + 2 together and got humiliation

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@fesshole many years ago at work a colleague brought in their 8 year old daughter during half term. For some reason she asked me “where does rain come from?”. I went through the whole cycle, evaporation etc.

She was happy with my answer and wondered off. Another member of staff whispered to me under their breath “is that true, about the clouds?”.

@fesshole Glade butt-plugin

@fesshole yeah same, I keep it with my duct tape and cable ties.

@fesshole the videos might lie but the hips don’t

@fesshole I believe they’re the jungle VIP

@fesshole I think this needs it's own specific term like, "age bendification" or "DEA gay". Help me out, I can't think of any good puns!

@fesshole 4 inches sounds pretty big to me??

@fesshole people still need their windows cleaning. Could be a backup career?

@fesshole WFH (wank from home)

@fesshole I did this to a teacher who routinely humiliated me in class. I looked the storeroom door behind him during a lesson. I got scared and unlocked it a few seconds later. He was banging on the door shouting “Tom, you little rat, open the effing door! I know it was you!”

@fesshole might I recommend a process improvement where the body wash comes before docking the toothbrush?

@fesshole someone is overdue a diagnosis. I imagine this is the tip of the iceberg for this sociopath.

@fesshole Funny, the videos I watch are usually full of tits and peckers.

@fesshole coincidentally, my work colleague told me an elderly relative of hers enjoys eating raw sausages and has been doing it for 80 years.