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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 16:20:30 JST Fesshole 🧻

   When I'm in a hurry, I brush my teeth in the shower. And then conveniently store the brush between my bum cheeks while I wash. Incredibly efficient system.

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 16:37:46 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Wait what.

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     Dźwiedziu (dzwiedziu@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 16:46:21 JST Dźwiedziu

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     @fesshole
     Of you're not washing your ass because of this, I will be sorely disappointed.

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     Moray (moray@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 18:24:37 JST Moray

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     @fesshole Just put a soap tray up...no, not there!

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     M.O.O.N that spells Tom Cullen (tomcullen@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 19:28:02 JST M.O.O.N that spells Tom Cullen

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     @fesshole might I recommend a process improvement where the body wash comes before docking the toothbrush?