Notices by Patch Arcana (patcharcana@furry.engineer), page 2

Meet me in my tree house to get started with my fun game.

While I'm complaining about office software behaviour, "send this email during your colleagues' work day" is also a useless feature.

Email is by definition non-urgent, 2-3 business day communication. There is no good reason to wait for a special window to send it.

Memory-safe languages give me that same vibe that safety scissors and people freaking out about knives being "too sharp" gives me, and I can't quite articulate why.

@silverwizard This is the exact reason I used to drink too much jager.

Why is it always a struggle where to put the "where" in a sentence I ask you.

This is how my phone can tell I'm travelling or waiting. Suddenly hundreds of XP in Duo.

@silverwizard One-sided declarations of a relationship is restraining order territory.

@silverwizard ... On the flip side, "adversarial" is a relationship.

Whoever sited the starport on new atlantis is an idiot why the hell does my launch vector weave between the city buildings

Well, six plus years as an ubuntu daily driver and I can finally,

actually,

Admit to having fucked the audio stack somehow.

I finally got around to learning the actual figures on the Fukushima wastewater release and honestly: my tap water is allowed to be nearly five times more radioactive than their output water is. It's a massive nothingburger; the bigger risk was honestly holding on to all the waste water for the last 10 years.

@silverwizard And here I thought I was the only one.

@silverwizard Tragically until I can convince the NETSEC boys that that means it's a threat surface I'm stuck using it for work.

Dear chrome, for the fifteenth fucking time.

If I type in "domain.tld", I never, EVER, want you to direct yourself to anything else.

I especially do not want you to interpret it as "subdomain.[shitPatchDidNotSay].tld".

You are a computer, and are to follow my instructions, not your willfull misinterpretation of them.

@silverwizard @hypolite I'm not sure if they CAPPED AC either, but it definitely seems harder to get the absolutely absurd ACs I used to get all the time in 3.5.

@silverwizard Mauls are up there, too. Greataxes.

I thiiiiink a warhammer used in two hands? That might only be 1d10.

@silverwizard Also, at least in 5e, disadvantage at all if I am for any reason dismounted.

So they can't be my ONLY weapon.

HOLY HELL HOW ARE THE BASE DAMAGE OF LANCES 1D12

Just patch having a normal one on a friday morning.

I am extremely normal and can be trusted with non-npc character sheets.

Wanted: the ability to update my phone's hostsfile without having to root the fucking thing.

@silverwizard full diaphragm breathing necessarily a practice of bellymancers, to promote the fire.

Misheard bellydancer as bellymancer.