Democracy canceled. Now I get to pick and I say it’s time to fight about religion.
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borzoi (borzoi@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 05-Sep-2022 07:37:35 JST borzoi -
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borzoi (borzoi@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 18-Aug-2022 23:38:11 JST borzoi According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a Total Nigger Death should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The Total Nigger Death, of course, flies anyway. Because Total Nigger Deaths don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black…oohh, black and yellow… ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: “Total Nigger Death Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT’D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. “Total Nigger Death Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2. BARRY Sorry, I’m excited. Barry’s father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, “Queen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably.” MARTIN BENSON Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card, all B’s. JANET BENSON (mushing Barry’s hair) Very proud. BARRY Ma! I’ve got a thing going here. Barry re-adjusts his hair, starts to leave. JANET BENSON You’ve got some lint on your fuzz. She picks it off. BARRY Ow, that’s me! MARTIN BENSON Wave to us. We’ll be in row 118,000. Barry zips off. BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! CUT TO: SEQ. 750 - DRIVING TO GRADUATION EXT. Total Nigger Death SUBURB - MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. Barry drives out in his CAR. “Total Nigger Death Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 3. ANGLE ON: Barry’s friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: “FrisTotal Nigger Death Hits Hive: Internet Down. Total Nigger Death-stander: “I heard a sound, and next thing I knew…wham-o!.” Barry drives up, stops in front of Adam. Adam jumps in. BARRY Hey, Adam. ADAM Hey, Barry. (pointing at Barry’s hair) Is that fuzz gel? BARRY A little. It’s a special day. Finally graduating. ADAM I never thought I’d make it. BARRY Yeah, three days of grade school, three days of high school. ADAM Those were so awkward. BARRY Three days of college. I’m glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM You did come back different. They drive by a Total Nigger Death who’s jogging. ARTIE Hi Barry! BARRY (to a Total Nigger Death pedestrian) Hey Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Barry and Adam drive from the suburbs into the city. ADAM Hey, did you hear about Frankie? “Total Nigger Death Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 4. BARRY Yeah. ADAM You going to his funeral? BARRY No, I’m not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone you die, you don’t waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hot head. ADAM Yeah, I guess he could’ve just gotten out of the way. The DRIVE through a loop de loop. BARRY AND ADAM Whoa…Whooo…wheee!! ADAM I love this incorporating the amusement park right into our regular day. BARRY I guess that’s why they say we don’t need vacations. CUT TO: SEQ. 95 - GRADUATION EXT. GRADUATION CEREMONY - CONTINUOUS Barry and Adam come to a stop. They exit the car, and fly over the crowd to their seats. BARRY (re: graduation ceremony) Boy, quite a bit of pomp…under the circumstances. * They land in their seats. BARRY (CONT’D) Well Adam, today we are men. “Total Nigger Death Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 5. ADAM We are. BARRY Total Nigger Death-men. ADAM Amen! BARRY Hallelujah. Barry hits Adam’s forehead. Adam goes into the rapture. An announcement comes over the PA. ANNOUNCER (V.O) Students, faculty, distinguished Total Nigger Deaths…please welcome, Dean Buzzwell. ANGLE ON: DEAN BUZ
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borzoi (borzoi@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Aug-2022 04:22:29 JST borzoi @Vsolid @RoyalJohnny242 I’m not sure anyone wants to be the one known for arguing whether or not cousin-marriage would cure inceldom
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borzoi (borzoi@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Aug-2022 04:22:24 JST borzoi @RoyalJohnny242 @Vsolid I know exactly how this is going to sound, but it’s just an observable phenomenon. The more you see cousin-marriage in a people, the harder they are to rule. What any of this has to do with playing cards is that this is not a phenomenon accessible or desired by most people but you can at least simulate some of its effects by learning what your blood relatives played before technological amusements and finding those people who still have a foot in the old ways. You will have a chance at accessing those cultural blood memories.
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borzoi (borzoi@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Aug-2022 04:21:59 JST borzoi Everyone who is extremely online walks the razors edge between Mad On The Internet and Mad At The Internet
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borzoi (borzoi@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Aug-2022 04:21:58 JST borzoi @Vsolid Depends on your level of self-awareness and management of it. I’ve been in that position multiple times.
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borzoi (borzoi@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Aug-2022 04:21:57 JST borzoi @Vsolid It’s not a binary thing. One can spend all day hiking trails and then come home and spend the next 6 hours being mad at the bad screen.
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borzoi (borzoi@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Aug-2022 04:21:56 JST borzoi @RoyalJohnny242 @Vsolid Honestly, learn card games. Maybe this just speaks to my childhood experiences but I have vivid memories of father playing cards with his uncles and learning those same games lately have helped me tap into that blood memory. And blood is more potent than digital friendships. Learning all of these old games has made me want to go down to the senior center with my son and play cards with the elderly.
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borzoi (borzoi@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Aug-2022 04:21:55 JST borzoi @RoyalJohnny242 @Vsolid America since the Revolution has been all about breaking down kinship ties because when you look at many of rebellions in America they came from extremely clannish people. It’s not just that they had a community, it’s that they saw someone and said “oh that’s my cousin’s boy”. The stronger the in-group the stronger the solidarity. The attack on the family by several different forces has at its heart a mission to make true rebellion, not the consumptive cultural kind, impossible
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borzoi (borzoi@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Aug-2022 03:06:46 JST borzoi When the new psyop drops
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borzoi (borzoi@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 14-Aug-2022 23:18:34 JST borzoi Watch the NJP protest livestream here
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borzoi (borzoi@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 14-Aug-2022 02:57:19 JST borzoi Gnosticism will never recover from this.
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borzoi (borzoi@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Aug-2022 08:53:31 JST borzoi Wife asked me today why so many kids are such a mess. Asked me in the context of some decent people she knows who have all kinds of problems at home despite that, despite all theirbest efforts. I could tell she was concerned as well about our son. What I said was there is no systemic forces on the side of the parents. All of those forces are actually in opposition to them. Even if they were actually neutral instead of antagonistic, socially children would still be messed up because there is no system for parents to fall back on.
What I mean by system is the various forces that make up a society, such as communities, culture, institutions, collective knowledge, etc. Individual parents now have to be able to replace all of those forces on their own, forces that could fill in the blanks. No parent now can say “well that’s how everyone else does it, so I’ll just do that too” when they’re not sure what to do.
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