Notices by Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 (lazarou@mastodon.social), page 11

The Oligarch Press is a fucking joke....

#BigJournalism #OliviaNuzzi #RFKjr #USPOL

A 'Special Military Operation' to keep Bibi out of jail.
Rogue Nation will be Rogue.

#Lebanon #Israel #Netanyahu

@goatsarah @cstross @blotosmetek @davidbcohen Thinking about that kid yesterday who got her face blown off and how her funeral today was also attacked by bombs.

Tough shit for her, ey?

Dead brown babies mean nothing to these people, the inhumanity disgusts and enrages me

"That brings the two-day toll to at least 21 killed and more than 3,100 wounded."

Get ready for Israel to tell us every one of those people deserved it and it you question that you're an Anti-Semites and a Terrorist sympathisers.

Words lose all meaning from Fascists though, it's just becomes noise. Hateful noise....

#Lebanon #Israel

It's white boy weirdos eating your pets and shooting at politicians, not immigrants.
They're the ones everyone should be watching, the creepy uncles and problematic work colleagues, boring everyone with their tiresome conspiracy theories.

#USPOL

Seem to be a lot of climate disasters happening today.
Oh well, I'm sure all that will go away at some point, like the COVID did /s

#ClimateCrisis

Consequences, but should the shows suffer?

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2024/sep/13/neil-gaiman-screen-adaptations-halted-after-allegations-of-sexual-misconduct

#NeilGaiman #GoodOmens

Five minutes ago I see a puff BBC piece on "Meloni says Fascism is over, but is extremism becoming more popular in Italy" and now.....

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/mussolinis-granddaughter-quits-melonis-party-saying-its-too-right-wing-2024-09-12/

I dunno, BBC, do you think maybe Meloni's party being too right wing for Mussolini's granddaughter (who politically does not fall far from the family tree) might be a clue as to something?

Fash-washing post-imperial sludge funnel....

#BBC #Italy

It's on Twitter, c'mon on people....be better than this....the blue tick means nothing now, NOTHING

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/no-travis-kelce-didnt-respond-143653790.html

#ElonMusk #TravisKelce #Twitter #TaylorSwift

"You'll never grow plants on Mars, give up! give up!"

How dare some of us dream, what monsters we are...

https://phys.org/news/2024-09-darkness-benefits.html

#Mars

@br00t4c "Don't try to do anything new or difficult, don't dream, surrender your future to the Rich, the Universe is not for you"

@dansup try and explain this to the Oligarch Press and they just don't want to understand. Unless it's about Coin it's irrelevant to them.

The Labour Party won't help you, but an 'ethical energy company' will. This is Britain in 2024.

https://octopus.energy/press/Winter-Fuel-Support-Octopus-Energy-extends-a-helping-tentacle-to-pensioners/

#OctopusEnergy #Labour #UKPOL #UKpolitics #WinterFuelPayments

"I'm hurting you for your own good" is Patriarchal abusive nonsense and shame on Labour for becoming this.
We expect the Tories to abuse us, now we expect Labour to be the same. And if we don't like it, tough shit.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/sep/10/keir-starmer-rachel-reeves-britain-pensioners-winter-fuel-allowance

#UKPOL #UKpolitics #Labour

"Trump Promises Genocide......and this is bad news for Harris/Walz"

You just know they're going to spin those 'bloody' comments into something banal rather than the call to violence that they are.

#USPOL #Trump

@goatsarah I'm so glad Butch and Suni didn't come down in it though, my nerves could not have handled it.

I was expecting the Starliner to burn up on re-entry so landing safely in one piece is a rare win for Boeing these days

#Starliner #Boeing

@goatsarah oh there's some horrors here too, my wife's practice sees their work and despairs.

The horror stories my wife sees of Turkish Dentistry, people go abroad hoping to skip the queues and get butchered. Then spend thousands over here trying to fix it. It's a con!

#Dentistry #Turkey