Notices by Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 (lazarou@mastodon.social), page 10

The Storm Chaser has moved on from the Hotel.

"That gas station awning is going to go airborne...."

#Helene

She is not fussed.

Ah, he's stormed off now and the wife isn't looking that fussed.
If we're following the Disaster Movie logic then he's a gonna.

"Watch this building, it's shredding"

#Helene

The power line is indeed down.
#Helene

"Power's out"

The power to the neighbourhood has gone out, a man on the radio exclaims "that was freakin' huge!"

https://www.youtube.com/live/4ktY30sV6RM

#Helene

He has.

"Here comes the eyewall!"

"the building is shredding behind us, power flashes everywhere"

I do hope Brandon returns to his vehicle soon.

#Helene

https://www.youtube.com/live/4ktY30sV6RM

the weather is fucking insane, sparks keep coming off from a nearby transformer as the lights in the car park heroically fight to stay on

#Helene

https://www.youtube.com/live/4ktY30sV6RM

Perry, Florida is being absolutely hammered as the eyewall hits, yet there is a dude outside his van in this

#Helene

@goatsarah Surely you forget his love of surfing? 😈

Whatever is in that JD Vance dossier will never be as explosive as him fucking couches.
People never forget entertaining lies like that, especially when the guy is a wanker.

See also: David C(h)ameron aka The Pigfucker

#JDVance #DavidCameron

Zuckerberg has long needed a visit from the Orcas....he may be able to kill goats but can he best an Orca in the sea?

#Zuckerberg #Orcas #NoBillionaires

@GossiTheDog Mastodon is a year ahead of Wall Street.....

lol Afghan MEN complaining about the oppression now, well maybe if you hadn't thrown the Women under the bus the rest of the World might give a fuck.

This is of course what will happen to shitty men everywhere when they do nothing and let Fascism take over because they think they will be spared.

"Even mild COVID causes Brain Damage"

All the better to control us with then, if our minds aren't working properly and fall for the "It's the Immigrants fault" lines that Oligarch press push on us.

People will chose obedience, degradation and fascism when their minds have turned to shit.

#COVID19

@picardtips The Federation would never tolerate this sort of shit, that's what Cardassia is for.

Oh you've utterly convinced us how not weird you are, very smart man that you are too, very clever, all the best words..../s

#Trump

lololololololol

But it's more than just clothes, isn't it?

#UKPOL #UKpolitics #Labour #Sleaze #RachelReeves #Starmer #AngelaRayner

Lol, and also ewwwwwwww

I'm sure it's his charm, personality and conspiracy theories she's attracted to....

https://www.npr.org/2024/09/20/nx-s1-5120486/olivia-nuzzi-rfk-jr-ny-magazine

#RFKjr