Notices by alex :disabled_knife: (alex@godforsaken.website)

i think i'm going to start adding this caveat to any discussion pertaining to finance actually. while i've no doubt that the majority of bankers are upstanding rule-abiders, there's no doubt a determined minority of them are "taking the mickey" and "pilfering from the public purse". but we should of course support the good bankers, who simply can't help their circumstances.

it's astounding to me about how every conversation about disability benefits has to include a disclaimer to the effect of "of course there's undoubtedly some fraudsters taking advantage of the system". like: this is no more true of benefits than it is of any other system? statistically benefits fraud is vanishingly low. and yet no one feels compelled to add this admonitory caveat to any discussion of banking, or employment, or business management, or governance, or or or

(offended) really? during goblin week?

to cut through the liberal equivocation about hand angles etc, one can simply point out it was a nazi salute by definition because it was a salute delivered by someone who is already provably a nazi through his expressed political beliefs and actions. dude could be coming up with totally new salutes and they would already definitionally be nazi expressions.

@floppyplopper oh i think there was, and still is, equivocation about Pepe. liberals love giving fascists the benefit of the doubt.

If i met one of my mufos onhere in real life, I'd be like: oh!, it's [semantic non-language glyph that my brain attaches to the concept of that person when recognising a combination of their pfp, username and personality; an identifying tag which does not have vocal or textual content, but still functions like a word to my interior brain-language]

@Aleums 🧛 💞 🦍

@Aleums Nosferatu x Kong

Shin Nosferatu

very funny to think about dracula moving house

(i'm slowly watching herzogsferatu)

(removal guys): do you want us to pack that big clock with the human skull on it that the skeleton pops out of, count dracula
(dracula): no just the soil please

the publication of "Dracula" introduced readers to a uniquely loathsome and vile creature: estate agents

it's still really funny to me that the main character of "Dracula" is an estate agent

enthusiastic rookie estate agent jonathan harker: boy, this is gonna be a really big deal for me. just got to sell this great waterfront property to count dracula. this could really kick start my estate agent career.
(later)
boss i really messed this one up about as much as it is possible to do!!!

A real chess grandmaster doesn't have to clop clop clop the squares for the horsey. They just know what square it's gonna end on and they pick it up and put it there. Don't even have to do clop clop, woahhh! (turn around 90 degrees) neighhh

Disability Rights UK statement on the passing of the assisted dying bill:

https://www.disabilityrightsuk.org/news/dr-uks-statement-passing-assisted-dying-bill

Inktober 2022 Day 1: Gargoyle
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Inktober 2022 Day 2: Scurry
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Inktober 2022 Day 3: Bat
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