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   alex :disabled_knife: (alex@godforsaken.website)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 22:45:41 JST alex :disabled_knife:

   the publication of "Dracula" introduced readers to a uniquely loathsome and vile creature: estate agents

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     alex :disabled_knife: (alex@godforsaken.website)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 22:45:38 JST alex :disabled_knife:

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     enthusiastic rookie estate agent jonathan harker: boy, this is gonna be a really big deal for me. just got to sell this great waterfront property to count dracula. this could really kick start my estate agent career.
     (later)
     boss i really messed this one up about as much as it is possible to do!!!

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     alex :disabled_knife: (alex@godforsaken.website)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 22:45:39 JST alex :disabled_knife:

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     it's still really funny to me that the main character of "Dracula" is an estate agent

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     Angela Glansbury 🚽 (floppyplopper@todon.nl)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 22:46:37 JST Angela Glansbury 🚽

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     @alex
     british gas: good evening, this is the british gas customer help line
     dracula: at last, i'm...
     BG: please key in your customer number or hold to speak to an advisor
     dracula: *sigh*
     BG: all our advisors are busy, did you know you can access British Gas via our website
     igor: do you want a cup of tea maarster
     dracula: go on then

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     alex :disabled_knife: (alex@godforsaken.website)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 22:46:38 JST alex :disabled_knife:

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     (removal guys): do you want us to pack that big clock with the human skull on it that the skeleton pops out of, count dracula
     (dracula): no just the soil please

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     alex :disabled_knife: (alex@godforsaken.website)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 22:46:39 JST alex :disabled_knife:

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     (i'm slowly watching herzogsferatu)

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     alex :disabled_knife: (alex@godforsaken.website)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 22:46:40 JST alex :disabled_knife:

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     very funny to think about dracula moving house