Notices by Touk (touk@smores.town)

Bruce Wayne repeating that he's been away on sabbatical. sabbatical. sab-bat-ical. he is winking at you now.

I hope this email finds you awake one morning transformed in your bed into a gigantic insect

The Magnificent 7

The Hateful 8

The Nintendo 64

A COMPUTER CANNOT BE HELD.

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE.

A COMPUTER CANNOT BE.

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER.

going on Shark Tank and pitching a big literal shark tank

moon stuck in the Suez Canal :/

@jk

"By making more content available on-screen, increasing the density of lists, tables, and long forms makes information easier to scan, view, and compare."

my god. they're learning.

Gender, Xe Wrote

sourdough finisher. sourdough deathblow. sourdough coup-de-grâce.

chopped liver
chopped laugher
chopped lover

god damn is short for godzilla damn

two vast and lossless oggs of vorb

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed.

I am a lawyer and legally I advise you to crush all your employer's computers with a hydraulic press

*NASCAR logo* NAUSICAÄ

this was the best thing I ever tweeted

Buster Keaton's Pro Skater

Christian rock?? how can an inanimate chunk of stone hold religious beliefs

please, Papa Roach was my father. call me Gregor.