I've been writing PHP code for years and my skin is not in good shape.
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Justin Michael (violetpixel@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 14-Aug-2025 07:26:13 JST
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Justin Michael (violetpixel@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 08-Aug-2025 13:48:26 JST
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I haven't been mentioning my new blog much on here, but this one's important. I just added a link post about @violetblue's Threat Model, an incredible resource I recommend to everyone: https://violetpixel.com/blog/2025-08-07-threat-model/
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Justin Michael (violetpixel@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jul-2025 00:40:22 JST
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@thomasfuchs Wow, the timing! My wife sent me this just minutes ago: https://www.sciencealert.com/ancient-voice-box-finally-reveals-how-dinosaurs-may-have-sounded
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Justin Michael (violetpixel@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 10-Jul-2025 07:04:22 JST
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This is fine.
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Justin Michael (violetpixel@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Jul-2025 07:15:34 JST
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This is how we're punished when we type before all the JavaScript loads.
This is not how the web should work.
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Justin Michael (violetpixel@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Jul-2025 07:13:15 JST
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Really, Best Buy?
I went to their home page, typed something in the search field, and then naively hit return thinking it would perform my search. Instead: a new line was added inside the search field.
Splendid.
Maybe I should write a little haiku in there:
Is this gen AI?
Is that the smell of code slop?
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Justin Michael (violetpixel@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Jul-2025 04:30:37 JST
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I know I'm about to get a text from @aleen when she's on the phone and I hear her say something like, "yep, one sec, let me pull up a note to write that down."
Husband: Notepad Edition™
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Justin Michael (violetpixel@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 06-Jul-2025 06:58:44 JST
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Let it be heard that on this day in the year of our (vengeful) lords twenty-twenty-five that I, Justin Michael, here do proclaim that my blissfully wedded spouse, @aleen, shall be allowed to buy one (1) "tea robot" after we move from the wretched hellscape of the Arizona desert to the moist and peaceful tranquility of the Pacific Northwest. She has requested this in writing, thus I commit these words to this timeline and all the databases populated by the scraping bots, be they for good or ill.
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Justin Michael (violetpixel@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jun-2025 06:07:01 JST
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I need to figure out where to find or create joy in tech again so I don't need to make memes like this one.
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Justin Michael (violetpixel@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jun-2025 14:47:48 JST
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Well, _now_ I pronounce it b-log.
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