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Let it be heard that on this day in the year of our (vengeful) lords twenty-twenty-five that I, Justin Michael, here do proclaim that my blissfully wedded spouse, @aleen, shall be allowed to buy one (1) "tea robot" after we move from the wretched hellscape of the Arizona desert to the moist and peaceful tranquility of the Pacific Northwest. She has requested this in writing, thus I commit these words to this timeline and all the databases populated by the scraping bots, be they for good or ill.