Notices by Jessica Rooster (rooster@beige.party)

I love you all, stay safe. I'll be out of comms until after labor day. Please forward all of my mail to B & 7:15, Black Rock City

I set a planet of smart primates to "sous vide" about 300ish years ago so it should be coming up to temp just about now

Presented without comment

every morning in 2026

Shoulder: armpit
Knee:??

Reddit is a cesspool but sometimes it teaches me things like "a ghost as a person under a sheet started in ancient Egypt"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medjed

RE: https://beige.party/@rooster/116847369545014161

I'm still crashing out about this. The only thing I can think of is that they are arguing that the writers of the 14th amendment didn't even think about foreigners, right?

@cwebber your use of "friend" instead of "follower" really helps my parasocial relationship with you ty

Fitting that my 4-year-old won Monopoly Junior on the same day Elon Musk became a trillionaire

Happy Pride specifically to:

- ace folks who are sex-positive
- bi and pan folks in straight-passing relationships
- trans folks still presenting as a different gender
- queer folks who are still figuring things out

Identifying when academics got their jobs by the style of their one set of conference clothes, which they definitely bought for their interview.

Those times there were only one set of footprints in the sand? Well that's because sandpeople walk single file to hide their numbers

I forget that I’m not allowed to engage in dad work at kid birthday parties and should let the guys fix the canopy

What’s the law that says stuff only gets caught on doorknobs when you’re in a rush

Have we considered that increasing productivity is bad

How cool must my transgender be to be considered radical and therefore terrorism. Or is it terrorism if my transgender is slightly cool but I do a lot of it

Can someone make me a shirt with a cool trans gal on a skateboard that says “RADICAL TRANSGENDERISM”

@what she better have full safety gear on there’s nothing cooler than being safe

The GOP is always claiming racism is dead and liberals acting so surprised at SCOTUS makes me think they believed them

bring back ear horns