Notices by Jessica Rooster (rooster@beige.party)

Fitting that my 4-year-old won Monopoly Junior on the same day Elon Musk became a trillionaire

Happy Pride specifically to:

- ace folks who are sex-positive
- bi and pan folks in straight-passing relationships
- trans folks still presenting as a different gender
- queer folks who are still figuring things out

Identifying when academics got their jobs by the style of their one set of conference clothes, which they definitely bought for their interview.

Those times there were only one set of footprints in the sand? Well that's because sandpeople walk single file to hide their numbers

I forget that I’m not allowed to engage in dad work at kid birthday parties and should let the guys fix the canopy

What’s the law that says stuff only gets caught on doorknobs when you’re in a rush

Have we considered that increasing productivity is bad

How cool must my transgender be to be considered radical and therefore terrorism. Or is it terrorism if my transgender is slightly cool but I do a lot of it

Can someone make me a shirt with a cool trans gal on a skateboard that says “RADICAL TRANSGENDERISM”

@what she better have full safety gear on there’s nothing cooler than being safe

The GOP is always claiming racism is dead and liberals acting so surprised at SCOTUS makes me think they believed them

bring back ear horns

I’m not saying it’s going to happen, but certainly the first step to cancelling all elections is to cancel one election

Taking some things into work that together have real time-traveler vibes

I also have this print of Sigourney Weaver as Ripley which I’m not sure is helping me beat the queer time-traveler allegations

I've just started inventing nonsense-but-folksy-sounding things to say to my kids when they have problems, like "you can't crush garlic with good intentions"

Opposition to Israel has NEVER made me feel like I was in danger as a Jew.

But goddamn I feel more in danger because an apartheid state on the other side of the world is committing genocide and war and saying they’re doing it in my name.

I hate that wearing something that may identify me as Jewish may indicate support for a country I want nothing to do with.

@cwebber I'd just like to put in my two cents and say: fuck

Brought the bangs back

Ah ok so it’s time to get rid of discord for good huh