Notices by Jessica Rooster (rooster@beige.party)

I think it might be time for a bangs trim

Big hair for the show tonight

They won't stop the spread of AI unless an LLM comes out as trans

I think people misunderstand what makes a submarine unique. Any boat can go underwater, what defines a submarine is being able to come back up.

@cwebber super ghouls'n gary is my fav snes game

They don’t misgender folks in hell because demons are evil, not assholes

Look at this weird bookmark I found

hey, if you're still in the closet, it's gonna be alright. you're doing great. one day will be the right day. keep your light close, the world needs it.

I saw four identical white Teslas stopped at a light because Bay Area suburbs are a hellscape

Waluigi Mangione, Defender of CEOs

Leaning into the wild frizz today. The hair of my ancestors

I think we'd solve a lot of problems if it was just accepted that teens and adolescents should fuck around with their gender presentation

💡 FEDI. TIPS

Boosting is really important on the Fediverse because it makes whatever you boost federate its gayness to the entire servers of your followers. A boosted post makes your followers' timelines more gay, and also contributes to the gayness of everyone on the servers of your followers.

Instead of venture capital, the Fediverse relies on human beings sharing gayness. This process creates a wonderful rainbow of gayness.

#FediTips

$ man woman

@cwebber I kept clicking on both of these assuming one or the other was responding to something

sweet gravy, i can't believe that you've all ruined the AI gravy model I use to write my gravy posts

Some Princesses have beautiful childhoods in their kingdoms, granted to them at birth.

Some Princesses are whisked away and forced to hide, living as a boy. She bides her time until she is strong enough to return and claim her birthright. She must scrape and fight for what is rightfully hers from the hands of an evil society that wants nothing more than to pretend she doesn’t exist.

Remember how the right was convinced that Obama was going to build FEMA Concentration Camps and now they're excited about building FEMA Concentration Camps

How does nuclear power work?

Wrong answers only

I just don't think kids can consent going to church