Notices by Jessica Rooster (rooster@beige.party), page 2

The question isn’t: should I get a nuclear trefoil tattoo. The question is: where do I put it

The very first radiation symbol

Moore’s Law: computers will keep getting exponentially faster!

JavaScript: hold my beer

I don’t understand how self-driving cars work because according to CAPTCHAs robots can’t identify traffic lights, motorcycles, or buses

Girl do you have flex: 1 because you are FILLING those div class=“jeans”

I’ve been in a mono black phase recently but decided to go more colorful today. Hopefully the less severe look convinces more folks to sign union cards

A group of trans women is called “the sudoers group”

In the “Parable of the drowning man” a pious man turns down a boat in a flood because he has faith God will save him. After drowning he asks God why he would let him drown and God replies “I sent you a boat.”

I see religious objection to transition a lot like this. Please stop telling me to get off the boat that is saving me from drowning.

As inspired by @Daojoan, I actually wrote a blog post, in 2026. It's not long so it shouldn't waste too much of your time and I promise there are graphs.

https://jessicarooster.com/2026/01/04/nevada-diagram.html

@Infoseepage not as high minded. More ridiculous. People appear as they die and go on to die again but they have no idea what happens after that

I keep thinking about writing a story about life after death. Specifically following a guy who finds out that after he dies he wakes up in his mid twenties on another Earth-like planet full of people who also died and no one has any idea whats going on.

As far as they can tell this only happens to humans. But also about 1/10,000 of the time, a koala.

Lust: Rust but sexier somehow

If you have a headache from visiting your folks back home don’t forget to check the expiration dates on that yellowed bottle of ibuprofen they offer

Merry Christmas! To the non-trans folks out there can you give me a present?

If your family gathering gets political, don’t defend trans folks; celebrate them.

Don’t deny that trans folks are bad, insist that they are good. Explain that society and the world is worse without them. Don’t deny their hate, express to them the love and light trans folks bring to the world.

Having a good hair day I think

If you’re only wearing a hat, are you naked?

I think Zoom is the company with the highest chance of having been founded by an opportunistic time traveler

It's only porno if it comes from the Porn region of France otherwise it's just sparkling smut

Is it too close to Christmas for me to order some red shirts for my family that say “I voted for Trump and all I got was war in Venezuela”

@annika fuck yes meshtastic