Notices by peter falling down vocoded to gangstas paradise (nothingeverhappens@mai.waifuism.life)

Candian damn Airline. Boarding. The guy asks for my docs. I give him my russian passport. He instantly switches to perfect fluent russian.

You never know, it's literally everywhere (saying as a russian whos been literally everywhere)

Thought I overprepared for the trip and double-checked everything and still managed to forget my charger and external accum.

To make the adventures funnier

@meeper wait... it's actually same for me...... damn...... What do we do now

Between the First and Second Peloponnesian Wars there was a Thirty Years Truce, which is now considered something so tiny and insignificant that we superficially overlook it and perceive the whole period as just the Peloponnesian War. And it's actually a lot longer than 90% of the fediverse userbase. Many people were born after the first war and died before the second one started. Wild how the chunks of time expand the further into the past we go (think hundreds of years for the Bronze Age and thousands of years even further). Being too deep for too long into that messes up your perception of modern day events

@sun@shitposter.world i can't believe i hurried too much i didn't cover "stock", a bad edit is ruined even further. nvm

@sun@shitposter.world i am sorry

@waifu During one of our company on-sites I got a bit too drunk and emotional and started to spill on everyone how they were wonderful people and I appreciated worked with them and all that, but in a very deranged and awkward way

@waifu therefore deactivate my account whenever i get drunk again or the list will go on

@lain@lain.com

@waifu vaaaaaamos argentina la libbiertad 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷:mikucheer:

Egyptians are religious excessively beyond all other men, and with regard to this they have customs as follows:—they drink from cups of bronze and rinse them out every day, and not some only do this but all: they wear garments of linen always newly washed.Herodotus cannot comprehend. He was so astonished about basic laundry and doing dishes he specifically pointed that out inThey in agreement with their climate, which is unlike any other, and with the river, which shows a nature different from all other rivers, established for themselves manners and customs in a way opposite to other men in almost all matters:soy2: "Wash your clothes"
:chudjak: "Nile has fallen"

@lina@eientei.org без пирожков грустно жить... ну хоть бублики, не? в чай макать я хз

@lina@eientei.org oh good morning then! if pizza is for friday then saturday is for пирожки с вишней

@lina@eientei.org there will never be a better calling for you to celebrate friday idk, buy some pizza

image that finds you

@xian@ak.kazuma.family

@lain@lain.com my face after having completed the 1 and the 2 and then getting rid of the console thinking i won't even need it anymore to see X announced a year later

@waifu google lens google lens google lens

@waifu

@waifu even inflation numbers go out on friday evening and you don't