Notices by Captain Arepa (captain_arepa@cachapa.cc)

@mischievoustomato@tsundere.love Work and earn some money for the putas.

@mischievoustomato@tsundere.love man, you gotta go to the putas with your own money :akko_unamused:

"Señoras y señores, ¿quieren puta?" - Till Lindemann

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life there are still cute girls left, they just live in the fucking boondocks of Gochilandia, not in the big city :akko_weary:

be me
at the supermarket buying groceries
see hot blondie shortstack, body is 8.5/10, face is 9/10, totally my type
would rail and knock her up on the spot
hmm, something looks weird
take a closer look
she's not wearing a long sleeved shirt
she's actually got sleeve tattoos like a fucking Yakuza or worseShe's now a solid "would send her to fucking Auschwitz"/10 :pepe_vomit:

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life Like that George Harrison's song says, all things must pass away :akko_sad:

@ube@spergia.net Nope, I can't, lmao :lain_shrug:

@kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org @waifu@mai.waifuism.life @EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st We would become a superpower if we got rid of jews and caribbean niggers (nigger niggers can stay in africa, thou)

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life @EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st I wish Latam as a whole ceased to exist :gura_grin:

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life At that rate it'd be cheaper to ship it from Japan, lmao

@crunklord420@clubcyberia.co Canonical? The ubuntu people?

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life green tea has other side effects, like lowering blood sugar and blood pressure, so if you have low blood pressure you'll get sleepy by drinking that much :cirno_shrug:

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life lmao, sounds about normal, at least for a chinese person, try to dial it down to 1 thermos daily and alternate with warm water :akko_thonk:

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life lmao, how much teach are you drinking daily?

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life Capybaryan

@jeff@mk.magicka.org Oh ho? :jellobiafrasmug:

@theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe I can't even begin to fathom the level of faggotry someone has to engage in to go to such lengths. But eh, it's fedi, so :lain_shrug:

@beardalaxy@gameliberty.club @mischievoustomato@tsundere.love I expect tomatoclap, lmao

Point fucking proven. Again.











































Some people really are mentally challenged.

@Shadowman311@poa.st condition fighting age males to kill women in WW3More like condition them to be like the fucking commies after the defeat of Germany: beasts disguised as humans that raped any female regardless of age and condition. Killing them would be an afterthought.