Notices by FeloniousPunk (feloniouspunk@beige.party)

@the_etrain Passive-aggressive against the machine. Or not. Whatever.

@flexghost Oaths and swears might as well be “magic spells” to these people. They mean absolutely nothing to them. Swearing on a meaningless book doesn’t hold power over them at all. I don’t know why people don’t understand this.

There is not enough theremin in punk rock

New pope, who dis?

@RamenCatholic I’m gonna go with gobs. Gobs of corn on the cob.

I expect we’re about 60 days out from total chaos. Things are going to get truly ugly folks, prepare accordingly.

Mastodon is the PBS of social media. Community-supported, commercial-free.

This was my first #Monsterdon . They’re all not THAT bad, are they?

When I was a kid, the KKK planned a march through our downtown. I was at my grandparents’ house for the summer. The phone rang, my grandma called my grandpa to the phone. I sat and listened to his side of the conversation.

“Who? When? Where? Where are we meeting? On my way.”

Being the little boy, I want to go with him, whatever it was he was going to do. Lemme go!

“Not this time, son”, as he brushed past me.

With that, he went to the hall closet, pulled out his shotgun and a box of shells, and sped away in his truck. Time for business.

There was no KKK march through town that night or any other night. People don’t know about it because it didn’t happen. I think about that a lot lately.

Absolutely a true story.

General strike?

Just say when.

‘Your system of government is being destroyed right in front of your very eyes! Donate now to fight this injustice!’

The grift never ends. These shit heads are THE WORST