Notices by FeloniousPunk (feloniouspunk@beige.party)

Went and got high this morning.

Saw this on Lemmy….

@lauren @bmacDonald94 No, people want to TOSS HIM into the Potomac behind the Lincoln Memorial.

Stinky-ass detergent and fabric softener is the bane of my existence.

I swear, if I ever open a bar, I'm going to schedule Happy Hour shows on weekdays. Who the fuck wants to see 3 bands after 9pm on a thursday?

Most people who have money to spend would do so at reasonable times and still make it to work in the morning. I mean, DUH.

“Let’s trash the good ideas, keep the terrible ones.”
—republicans

I think our local utility company is using arborist services that use electric chainsaws. It’s about time.

On a somewhat related note, I’m pretty sure sitting in the loading bin of a wood chipper is some sort of OSHA violation. 😬

@jsjoshua @Binder Just curious, what year model?

@jsjoshua @Binder Ohhhh. I guess I probably need to suss out my 2015 for the same issue. Fantastic. Thanks for the heads up

Pay no attention to the Giuliani news. That shit stain should die penniless and in complete obscurity.

There is a child waiting for the same flight as me. He’s speaking in a deep, gravelly voice fit for satan. So, good vibes.

@europesays @bmacDonald94 Oh please oh please oh please make Harry angry.

Oh shit this is laundry month

I think The Stupid may be a far more formidable foe than The Evil

This morning’s bloody nose is brought to you by Cottonwood - the worthless tree that keeps on in spite of you

If they didn’t rock some ‘Floyd on that fly-by, WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?

@scottjenson @Gargron There is nothing, absolutely nothing, stopping anyone from creating and cultivating an AI community on Mastodon. Start a server. Knock yourself out.

But expecting to *farm acceptance* from a group of people, one which most members vastly dislike AI, is quite the hubris.

But sure, the community at large is the problem.

Clean up your kitchen and maybe folks will join you for a meal.

@thenewsdesk @bmacDonald94 @celebrity-news-thenewsdesk Cool we have no interest in Tori Spelling either.

@hellomiakoda Hells yes, I’m here for the gopher comeback