Notices by DXM 💊 (dxm@sk.lavenderfield.xyz)

the second best thing about my job is that i usually don't have to talk to customers

tomorrow is the day i snap. i see no way around it. i hope i don't actually poop in the microwave tho

@lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @mia@movsw.0x0.st @meso@netzsphaere.xyz @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz

it somehow claims that i paid for sex even though i never checked anything like that wth

@lain@lain.com o7

@meso@the.asbestos.cafe @meso@netzsphaere.xyz now, maybe? i did it

@meso@the.asbestos.cafe @meso@netzsphaere.xyz i'm special needs

@meso@the.asbestos.cafe @meso@netzsphaere.xyz mfw

@Difegue@kolektiva.social @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer i may need a new one. i'll admit that

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer i am honored

i'd totally buy scented candles that smell like cutting steel with an angle grinder

@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @mischievoustomato@tsundere.love (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) a. i may be biased based on bad experiences with picking up random tp rolls in friends' rooms and going "what's this for" only to see pure terror on their face

@mischievoustomato@tsundere.love ye olde nonchalant TP on nightstand

@lucy@netzsphaere.xyz i went to an appointment to apply for outpatient assisted living with my problem being mainly that i suck ass at filling out forms in a timely matter. the appointment finished with me getting a form to fill out to complete my application xd i'm cooked

@anemone@ebiverse.social BREAKING: landlord had to hike prices because they imagined a larger number

@lain@lain.com *mostly beloved

getting boosted by meso is like getting told you're handsome by your mom

@nyanide@lab.nyanide.com this shit nearly crashed my phone