Notices by vozer 🎀 (vozercozer@vozer.cafe)

someone convince me to shower

this holds as much weight as the "omg..,,. google removed "dont be evil" from their tag line ., . because theyre evil.,.,." despite them never making it their official tagline

has no one considered that "This PC" allows the device to imply that the computer is used by multiple people or enterprise

i know it might be wrong but i wanna fuck gumballs mom

@prettygood youre too kind 🫂 thank you for the offer :GearPeek:

i know piracy exists but video games being so expensive gives me major fomo sometimes. i feel like i miss out on a lot of culture being unemployed/not being able to work because i stay at home and take care of my grandmother, and not being able to afford stuff like the switch 2, or currently releasing titles on consoles i do have.

this isn’t me trying to sad post at all lol, i don’t need to play video games today or tomorrow or yesterday, just kinda thinking about it

i should be snuggled to sleep

i’m not a very smart

i’m so proud of her 🥺

hey does anyone know the password to connect my nintendo revel cunt to my computer

other than krita, what's a good image editor for linux that isnt just running photoshop through wine

hahaha yeah o-only gen alpha... im def... not gonna buy them.. ;

i’m fucking crying 😭 this guy installed a malware that keeps redirecting his queries through Yahoo, and vibe coded an extension that redirects Yahoo to Google, probably not understanding that he has malware 😭 😭

one time i posted "clown girls are hot" and had like 4 people from pedi instances (blocked) find it and like it and they had really freaky clown girl avatars and now clown girls are kinda ruined for me

when u have to fart but ur at the dinner table with family so u have to hold it in

@prettygood :GearPeek: bwaa..

RE: https://vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/116261227785398104

ok i’m sorry im one of those people

if u followed me because of my android side loading post i promise u this account isn’t usually me screaming against the “machine” or whatever, it’s usually me yearning to lick the sweat off of someone’s armpit and wanting cuddles

fedi attracts some of the weirdest people

conspiracy theorist: these politicians are eating pizza i’m shitting

reality: ok so what if everyone thought georgia was all about peaches

everyone by the end of the day is about to realize chuck norris is a homophobe now that he's dead, its going to be something everyone is gonna fight about for the next week or so