Notices by DXM 💊 (dxm@sk.lavenderfield.xyz), page 2

@mischievoustomato COCK

@mischievoustomato i knew css players with bhop scripts that typed like that. oddly nostalgic. but it's also the content i'm getting at

@mischievoustomato when i'm grown i want to be as open as tomato and as based as fiore

i know exactly what i'll do the next time i get to trip on dxm. like EXACTLY. i'll watch dr strangelove because i have no idea whats going on i never will because i'll never watch it sober (◡ω◡)

i just like the surreal visuals

"food and drug administration" sounds like my weekend plans

damn this weekend just made me want more weekends

i get to eat sushi (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠) actual solid food

first time in two weeks that i want to live

@snacks what did the dragon do

@meso oh god this looks like the plastic shells they put on monster trucks or something idk

@lucy are you really blaming the yeast? isn't there someone you're forgetting?

@kaia

i'm flipping between "if i don't work the company collapses" and "nobody even notices if i work or not. why try"

@solidsanek this is stressing me out on a deep level

@snacks weird devices. the ones that i came across were essentially a spiral piece of cardboard with a dial attached

@snacks oh wow. how rude

i thought the two spiders in the corner were making babies but it turns out that bro ate the other one. rip

@fiore if you hold in farts that happens. it's true

90% of all our past projects were handled by fucking idiots. no, mr boss man, one cannot simply copy & paste this dog shit old project for a new one without extensive restoration. it's so close to doing the whole thing from scratch that i might as well ಥ益ಥ

i've spent the last few years getting shit on for mistakes other people made in old projects. complaints that were already voiced back then to the original designer who then proceeded to do nothing with that information and instead left it as is and now i get to take the brunt down the line

this is almost every project these days. how am i supposed to stay sane (╥﹏╥)

RE: sk.lavenderfield.xyz/notes/a3wz2sdlkemfi8rq

can't believe this thought is cropping up but i'm starting to dislike monster energy zero sugar. i may have overindulged