Notices by Dave nλ=2dsinθ (xtaldave@xtaldave.net), page 4

First time collecting data at Diamond *in person* for several years and the beam has gone pop. (Electrical fault somewhere in the £500m, 600m diameter machine).

"We go now LIVE to the demolition of Captain Tom's klepto daughter's spa."

BBC News - Captain Tom: Scaffolders arrive ahead of spa demolition
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-68082899

No. Me neither. I got nothing.
It's not even phishing because there is no link or similar in the email.

Noisy bugger, this.

@statsguy what was the answer?

Flight carrying 300 Indian citizens grounded at French airport after tip-off passengers are human trafficking victims -- traffickers are chartering entire airliners? The scale of this is enormous...

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/flight-carrying-300-indian-citizens-grounded-at-french-airport-after-tip-off-passengers-are-human-trafficking-victims-13037002

Small rats or large micicles?

People who stuck by UK Covid rules have worst mental health, says survey -- flip this round and look at it from the other side - sociopaths gonna sociopath.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/nov/21/people-who-stuck-by-uk-covid-rules-have-worst-mental-health-says-survey

@botvolution

Maybe will improve Sunak's post-defeat chances of becoming a Silicon Valley techbro?

Prick to do a live interview with Twat - BBC News https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-67269549

Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once

#TransRightsAreHumanRights

https://www.theonion.com/increasingly-powerful-trans-person-capable-of-using-eve-1850907115

If this immensely powerful trans person is indeed capable of using ALL bathrooms simultaneously, does this mean that trans folks have already cracked FTL travel? Or time travel. It has to be one or the other.
Or both.

#Merchtodon

Yup. ✊

Brexity-types: "we don't want no unelected EU bureaucrats"

Also Brexity-types: "god save the king"

@mastohost how can we help?