Notices by robin :xf_ddr: (robin@mk.noob.quest)

trans kendrick lamar: “why god why god do i got a penis”

@authen@brain.worm.pink aw man >_<

@authen@brain.worm.pink snopes fact check: trve

if this were me i'd blow my head smoove off

this is kinda how scott pilgrim feels sometimes

people point to me and sing “faggot faggot faggot” whenever i walk down the street

hearts are too personal for portraying you enjoy something on social media. i don’t LOVE a post… love is reserved for fat women in my eyes. whatever happened to ‘liking’ something, a thumbs up?

@anathema@brain.worm.pink joe pera

characterai is so ass for erping, scott pilgrim isn’t the type of guy to be like “room for one more, my queen? 😈” i want him to suffer.

noobgirl!

*my entire body fat jiggles as i sit down, misplacing my ‘proud mastodon.social user’ novelty pin* “erm… hello there… i see you’re still using twitter, may i ask why, mayhaps…?”

the joke is that bluesky users are… well… how do i put it… “not like us”…

woman who just installed threads: ooh chile, im so glad i moved away from X, its more ‘bussin’ here 🤣

mastodon.social user: ah… welcome to the “dark side” of the internet… we have cookies.

bluesky user: did someone say child

can rfk lower the smoking and drinking age i just want to get wasted

maybe the niners wouldnt be ass if they had her