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@mischievoustomato You are.

I like mischievous tomato’s new avatar. He should keep it forever.

Monster girl encyclopedia is crazy if you actually read the lore. There’s stuff like a tree that’ll suck you in and jerk you off forever until you stop being human. Insanely depraved stuff. Always thought it was funny though. Just the thought someone gets off to it. Like BDSM femdom Pokémon.

@monsterislandcolonizer @Witch_Hunter_Siegfired Good god.

@monsterislandcolonizer @Witch_Hunter_Siegfired I’m not hating, I’m really not. I just want to know.

GM

If boobs aren’t suppose to be bitten, why are they dumpling shaped?

@mischievoustomato Scientists are saying we may never know.

WWIII will never happen because America will simply not go to war with a Russia if article 5 is called, which will also be the funniest thing ever.

@meso They should have Rent to Buy a girlfriend where he dates a girl and then marries her.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS W

@hfaust women

@hfaust Erm…what is a hag?

@mischievoustomato @mischievoustomato @deprecated_ii good

@mischievoustomato @mischievoustomato @deprecated_ii Bro you alright??

@mischievoustomato @mischievoustomato @deprecated_ii 🤨

@deprecated_ii @mischievoustomato

@IAMAL_PHARIUS

And another is @jimmybuffettfanaccount

The nicest person on fedi is a Romanian. The second nicest is a Bulgarian. Says a lot.