Notices by Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party), page 2

@FlashMobOfOne
There is was only 1 way to go.

@FlashMobOfOne
That’s how I treat basically every survey. 🖕pay me

@FlashMobOfOne
I thought it was me, but the last 2 seasons were meh. I have seen few games that were really great. Maybe I’m just missing them. I don’t get all the games

I hope the #newyorkjets rehire Robert Saleh just so he can release #AaronRodgers before his contract ends
#nfl @nfl

Reminder - Dictators are in no way obligated to keep any campaign promises

The world should have taken the hint years ago that the USA is unfit to lead the free world when we refused to adopt the metric system
#nerlingersjokes

Any #Newyearseve party can be a dry New Year’s Eve party, if you wear Depends
#nerlingersjokes #humor #sponsorablepost

@FlashMobOfOne @nfl
They’re not already broken?

#memes #newyorkjets #AaronRodgers #nfl #sports @nfl

@FlashMobOfOne
I would have asked for a selfie with Dom 😂

Slay gave that fan another ball and shook his hand. That fan’s got a great story to tell at work next week 😂
#Eagles #flyeaglesfly

Who is this McKee guy! 👍
#Eagles #flyeaglesfly

@FlashMobOfOne @nfl
And that Super Bowl when he had a bad knee, I didn’t even think he could play, then played the whole game like there was nothing wrong p

mahomes must be able to completely put his mind over pain when he runs. It never seems to affect his play
#nfl @nfl #KansasCityChiefs

I’ve been micro dosing LSD, while taking ketamine and snorting coke, and I must say, I think #ElonMusk has some valid points.
#oligarchy #billionaires

The Seahawks thought #SNF was played under blacklights
#nfl @nfl

@ATLeagle
I did not even consider they’d dominate the Steelers

These last few wins have been impressive
#Eagles #flyeaglesfly

@FlashMobOfOne
I was thinking that about Campbell last game.

Rules Update: It’s roughing the passer, if you allow the QB to run into you
#Eagles #flyeaglesfly #nfl @nfl