Notices by Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party), page 3

If I’m not mistaken, I believe Luigi Mangione is still eligible to run for President in 2028

@FlashMobOfOne
Looking good! 👍

@GayDeceiver
If you’d like, I can give you some tips for finding that good porn you’re searching for

Why doesn’t anyone talk about the war on public education? They’re privatizing, they’re defunding, they’re banning books, they’re eliminating the dept of education, and worst of all they’re allowing public school children to be mass murdered
#education #uspol

Shell casings found at the scene where the UnitedHealthcare CEO was shot dead by a masked gunman in front of a busy New York City hotel had the words “deny,” “defend” and “depose” written on them

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/unitedhealthcare-ceo-brian-thompson-shot-dead-gunman-bullet-casings-rcna182975

@FlashMobOfOne
You better keep it there because the goal of the crypto bros along with China and Russia is to destroy the dollar hegemony

Jalen Hurts runs like a smaller Derrick Henry and Lamar Jackson runs like a taller Saquon Barkley 😂
#nfl @nfl #eagles #flyeaglesfly

Whatever the government does, this is not my country. I work here, live here, and pay the rent (taxes) due. The landlords are responsible for the upkeep and if this place turns into a slum run by slumlords, I’m not going to just deal with it. I’ll stop paying rent and find a better place.

PRO SHOPPING TIP - Be sure you’ve downloaded onto your phone that “beep” sound a register makes when scanning your items and play it at full volume as you’re filling your shopping bag at Self-Checkout 👍
#nerlingersjokes #lifehack

If I was a head coach, and the billionaire owner told me to lose a game, I might just lose the game in the most obvious way and then after losing say, “I’d do the same thing again” to make it even more obvious that the objective was to lose the game. I’d probably piss the owner off so much he’d fire me. Just saying.
#nfl @nfl

Menu
Friday - Leftover turkey
Saturday - Leftover turkey
Sunday - Turkey Casserole
Monday - Turkey Burritos
Tuesday - Turkey Pie
Wednesday - Turkey chowder
Thursday - Leftover Turkey
Friday - Hospital food
#humor

I’m new to beige and I have a question - what percentage of the money we make on beige.party are we required to kick back to @theropologist