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Notices by Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)

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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-2025 23:54:21 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    Great local news coverage today
    Story 1 - “Paraglider fell 50 feet. We don’t have word on his condition or how it happened”
    Story 2 - Popular local bar closes. “We don’t know why, but it’s closed”
    👍 🙄

    In conversation about a day ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-2025 09:26:00 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    Not to brag but I just went into a room and remembered why I went there.

    #nerlingersjokes

    In conversation about 2 days ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 09:40:12 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    I assure myself they are no match for my superior intellect, as I make a fifth attempt at creating an economical escape proof dog pen for the pups

    #nerlingersjokes #dogs #dogsofmastodon

    In conversation about 3 days ago from beige.party permalink

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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 07:18:58 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    FYI if you’re going to the County Fair - DO NOT go on the ride called “Alien Probe”. I should have known better when they put me in the seat face down.

    #nerlingersjokes

    In conversation about 5 days ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 06:58:42 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    At my age do you realize how much bullshit my brain has to wade through just to remember why I came into the room?

    #nerlingersjokes

    In conversation about 5 days ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 23-May-2025 11:06:23 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    Caught red handed

    #dogs #dogsofmastodon #nerlingersjokes

    In conversation about 6 days ago from beige.party permalink

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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 23-May-2025 08:31:38 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    Not to brag but I’ve been selected for a special balance transfer offer on my credit card.

    #nerlingersjokes

    In conversation about 6 days ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 06:45:36 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    I bet after Jesus finished feeding 5,000 people with 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread, everyone was still hungry.

    #nerlingersjokes

    In conversation about 8 days ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 00:25:19 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    Today I will be attempting to break my previous personal record for posting consecutive jokes without a single boost.

    #nerlingersjokes

    In conversation about 8 days ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 13:09:56 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II
    in reply to
    • Smurf Ben

    @TheBreadmonkey

    In conversation about 13 days ago from beige.party permalink

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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 01:35:23 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    I’m no connoisseur but does different pollen really change the taste of the honeybees’ vomit?

    #nerlingersjokes

    In conversation about 13 days ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-2025 01:28:33 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    US Border Agent - Have you posted anything negative about our country?

    Person - That depends. What country are you from? 🤔

    Agent - America 🤨

    Person - That can’t be right. No freedom loving American would ever ask a question like that. 🤷

    In conversation about 18 days ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 08:26:02 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    I’ve successfully negotiated a deal to address my trade deficit with Safeway in which I will agree to continue shopping there 😉

    #sarcasm

    In conversation about 19 days ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 10:22:03 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    This May 5 is the famous celebration in North America known as Cinco De Mayo. While the following day May 6 is the infamous and not so celebrated Stinko De Banyo.

    #nerlingersjokes

    In conversation about a month ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 02:32:07 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    There can be only one reason for a poultry company to resist safe food inspections. They don’t want the expense of selling to you safe #food

    I will not take the risk of feeding my family Pilgrims Pride products, no matter how much cheaper they might be.

    In conversation about a month ago from beige.party permalink

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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 11:00:07 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II
    • Flash Mob Of One

    @FlashMobOfOne
    I get bad vibes from some peoples code 🤷

    In conversation about a month ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 26-Apr-2025 11:35:54 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    Not to brag, but when I looked up my ancestry I have, what they called, “great” grandparents 👍

    #nerlingersjokes

    In conversation about a month ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 11:04:08 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II
    • Flash Mob Of One

    @FlashMobOfOne
    By 40-22 🏆

    In conversation about a month ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 10:54:47 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II
    • Flash Mob Of One

    @FlashMobOfOne
    He’s almost as good as Howie Roseman 🦅😉

    In conversation about a month ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 10:46:50 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II Stanley Nerdlinger II

    I’m starting to think it’s a little too obvious that #jdvance killed the #Pope. Maybe it was set up? 🤔 🤷

    In conversation about a month ago from beige.party permalink
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    Stanley Nerdlinger II

    Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow the NFL, Eagles and 49ers, and MLB Phillies. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from

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