Notices by Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)

Luckily I still have enough bandwidth to fit into my old pants

#nerlingersjokes

@FlashMobOfOne
Some people refuse to recognize a class war if “their side” doesn’t tell them that it’s a class war

So it wasn’t “Forever” 21 after all

Today I learned if you call Daylight Savings Time, "Daylight Savings Time" it irritates some people.

#nerlingersjokes #humor #DaylightSavingtime

#canada #uspol #trump

Canada goose fights off bald eagle in rare, symbolism-laden battle on ice

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/mar/05/canada-goose-bald-eagle-political-symbolism

Finally, the trade war we all voted for! 👍

#useconomy #sarcasm

Sandwiches only became popular after the Earl of Condiments introduced the Earl of Sandwich to the Earl of Mayonnaise and Mustard

#nerlingersjokes

@FlashMobOfOne
I saw you posted about them last week. I DuckDuckGoed them

@FlashMobOfOne
Ok, you’re a Kodiak cakes salesman, right?
#sponsorablepost

How do these elite #superbowl referees get that TD call wrong? He was a yard short.

With the length of these commercial breaks, both teams should be well rested for the 4th quarter
#superbowl

#nfl #superbowl

And then there were no footsteps in the sand because Jesus said “screw this” and left

#nerlingersjokes #humor

@FlashMobOfOne
Considering Mahomes is the only QB in the league that I’ve seen fake going out of bounds to avoid a hit, then keep running AND slide at the feet of defenders to get an extra 15 yards, why not take a shot at him? They’re probably going to get a penalty anyway. I’d do it, not because he’s Mahomes, but because he abuses those QB protection rules. I would not aim for his head though.

@FlashMobOfOne
Appealing as a replacement for the dollar as the reserve currency, which is the goal of BRICS

The White House crypto bros need to crash the dollar to make their crypto currencies more appealing 😉
#cryptocurrency

@FlashMobOfOne
Could I interest you in making NerdlingerCoin part of your portfolio?

@FlashMobOfOne
I’ll owe so I’m waiting until they’re slammed and then filing by paper. 👍

Good news! My financing for 1 carton of eggs came through! And as a bonus, the government is working to solve that problem of immigrants eating our pets.

@FlashMobOfOne
Gaslighting got us here, why would they stop now?