Notices by Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)

How do these elite #superbowl referees get that TD call wrong? He was a yard short.

With the length of these commercial breaks, both teams should be well rested for the 4th quarter
#superbowl

#nfl #superbowl

And then there were no footsteps in the sand because Jesus said “screw this” and left

#nerlingersjokes #humor

@FlashMobOfOne
Considering Mahomes is the only QB in the league that I’ve seen fake going out of bounds to avoid a hit, then keep running AND slide at the feet of defenders to get an extra 15 yards, why not take a shot at him? They’re probably going to get a penalty anyway. I’d do it, not because he’s Mahomes, but because he abuses those QB protection rules. I would not aim for his head though.

@FlashMobOfOne
Appealing as a replacement for the dollar as the reserve currency, which is the goal of BRICS

The White House crypto bros need to crash the dollar to make their crypto currencies more appealing 😉
#cryptocurrency

@FlashMobOfOne
Could I interest you in making NerdlingerCoin part of your portfolio?

@FlashMobOfOne
I’ll owe so I’m waiting until they’re slammed and then filing by paper. 👍

Good news! My financing for 1 carton of eggs came through! And as a bonus, the government is working to solve that problem of immigrants eating our pets.

@FlashMobOfOne
Gaslighting got us here, why would they stop now?

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#nerlingersjokes

@FlashMobOfOne
If I was a defender and Mahomes pulled his fake going out of bounds, or stopping just before going out of bounds, or starting his slide at my feet, I’d take his head off and gladly take the 15 yards and a fine. They’re all cheap tactics to draw a penalty. The refs are trying to protect QBs and he abuses that protection. Even Troy Aikman complained about what Mahomes is doing.

@FlashMobOfOne @TechBean @nfl@a.gup.pe @nfl@nfl.community
I wouldn’t mind seeing a rookie QB end the Chiefs hopes for a 3rd one

Both teams playing on the verge of disaster in this weather
#nfl #NFLPlayoffs @nfl

These are not 2 Super Bowl winning defenses
#nfl #NFLPlayoffs @nfl

@FlashMobOfOne
They don’t want to be out done in stupid gambles by Dan Campbell

@FlashMobOfOne
I don’t think I’d do terrible things, but I might excuse theirs. I think if you grew up in that culture, you’d do terrible things though.

@FlashMobOfOne
I always wondered if I was suddenly a billionaire and all the billionaires welcomed me and treated me like a good friend, would I get sucked up into their billionaire elitist culture? I’d like to think not, but I’ll never know

In the future all media outlets owned by the #billionaires will consist entirely of #AI written articles and all their subscribers will be bots from other billionaire owned media outlets that scrape their stories and use AI to rewrite and republish them. Eventually, there will be just one story being rewritten and republished over and over again.
#nerlingersjokes #predictions