Notices by Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)

This May 5 is the famous celebration in North America known as Cinco De Mayo. While the following day May 6 is the infamous and not so celebrated Stinko De Banyo.

#nerlingersjokes

There can be only one reason for a poultry company to resist safe food inspections. They don’t want the expense of selling to you safe #food

I will not take the risk of feeding my family Pilgrims Pride products, no matter how much cheaper they might be.

@FlashMobOfOne
I get bad vibes from some peoples code 🤷

Not to brag, but when I looked up my ancestry I have, what they called, “great” grandparents 👍

#nerlingersjokes

@FlashMobOfOne
By 40-22 🏆

@FlashMobOfOne
He’s almost as good as Howie Roseman 🦅😉

I’m starting to think it’s a little too obvious that #jdvance killed the #Pope. Maybe it was set up? 🤔 🤷

Reminder - Have patience. This is short term pain for long term gain. Prices will come down as soon as the country reaches record unemployment 👍

#uspol

The #billionaires wanted a dictator, then when he acts like a dictator, they get all whiny it? Make up your minds and deal with it, crybabies! 🙄

Not Satire -

Secretary of Education calls “AI” A1

https://www.yahoo.com/news/education-secretary-mistakes-artificial-intelligence-221930788.html

#ai

@FlashMobOfOne
It’s going to rebound as soon as he caves on the tariffs, and he WILL cave. The CEO class is not going to put up with these losses.

BREAKING - Residents of Heard Island reportedly offering #Trump 1 dozen eggs if he drops his #tariffs

#satire

@FlashMobOfOne
Only if they’re “nice” to him 😉

I wonder how many #billionaires that bought into #Project2025 are having buyer’s remorse today?

Luckily I still have enough bandwidth to fit into my old pants

#nerlingersjokes

@FlashMobOfOne
Some people refuse to recognize a class war if “their side” doesn’t tell them that it’s a class war

So it wasn’t “Forever” 21 after all

Today I learned if you call Daylight Savings Time, "Daylight Savings Time" it irritates some people.

#nerlingersjokes #humor #DaylightSavingtime

#canada #uspol #trump

Canada goose fights off bald eagle in rare, symbolism-laden battle on ice

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/mar/05/canada-goose-bald-eagle-political-symbolism

Finally, the trade war we all voted for! 👍

#useconomy #sarcasm