Great local news coverage today
Story 1 - “Paraglider fell 50 feet. We don’t have word on his condition or how it happened”
Story 2 - Popular local bar closes. “We don’t know why, but it’s closed”
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Notices by Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-2025 23:54:21 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-2025 09:26:00 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
Not to brag but I just went into a room and remembered why I went there.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 09:40:12 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
I assure myself they are no match for my superior intellect, as I make a fifth attempt at creating an economical escape proof dog pen for the pups
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 07:18:58 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
FYI if you’re going to the County Fair - DO NOT go on the ride called “Alien Probe”. I should have known better when they put me in the seat face down.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 06:58:42 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
At my age do you realize how much bullshit my brain has to wade through just to remember why I came into the room?
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 23-May-2025 11:06:23 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
Caught red handed
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 23-May-2025 08:31:38 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
Not to brag but I’ve been selected for a special balance transfer offer on my credit card.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 06:45:36 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
I bet after Jesus finished feeding 5,000 people with 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread, everyone was still hungry.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 00:25:19 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
Today I will be attempting to break my previous personal record for posting consecutive jokes without a single boost.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 13:09:56 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 01:35:23 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
I’m no connoisseur but does different pollen really change the taste of the honeybees’ vomit?
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-2025 01:28:33 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
US Border Agent - Have you posted anything negative about our country?
Person - That depends. What country are you from? 🤔
Agent - America 🤨
Person - That can’t be right. No freedom loving American would ever ask a question like that. 🤷
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 08:26:02 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
I’ve successfully negotiated a deal to address my trade deficit with Safeway in which I will agree to continue shopping there 😉
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 10:22:03 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
This May 5 is the famous celebration in North America known as Cinco De Mayo. While the following day May 6 is the infamous and not so celebrated Stinko De Banyo.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 02:32:07 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
There can be only one reason for a poultry company to resist safe food inspections. They don’t want the expense of selling to you safe #food
I will not take the risk of feeding my family Pilgrims Pride products, no matter how much cheaper they might be.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 11:00:07 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
@FlashMobOfOne
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 26-Apr-2025 11:35:54 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
Not to brag, but when I looked up my ancestry I have, what they called, “great” grandparents 👍
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 11:04:08 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
@FlashMobOfOne
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 10:54:47 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
@FlashMobOfOne
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Stanley Nerdlinger II (nerde@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 10:46:50 JST Stanley Nerdlinger II
I’m starting to think it’s a little too obvious that #jdvance killed the #Pope. Maybe it was set up? 🤔 🤷