Notices by b8tt3ryl8d@mstdn.jp

@lain NTSC was complete shit. PAL was better at everything. Better resolution. Smoother motion on screen in spite of a lower frame rate thanks to interlacing. Motherfucking auto hue correction thanks to phase reversal. Doesn't matter now but yanks and Japs missed out. SECAM was straight retardation though. Only Russia, France and French speaking African countries used it.

@solidsanek AC6s last ending is pretty rad. The game was pretty hard to begin with but really eases up once you unlock the Gatling guns and shoulder cannons. Loved the "stay alive" mission with the junk mech too. I'm thinking about replaying FFX over Christmas. A colleague is playing through the PC remastered version and hearing him talk about it is making me want to hear that famous Tidus laugh again.

@lain The great thing about stealing books from coffee shop book shelves is that some nerd has already curated them for you and if you liked what you stole last time you'll likely appreciate the next theft too. I'd recommend it.

@solidsanek LoZ:LTTP for pure nostalgia and something to beat during a plane ride. 6 hours is about enough to get through it 100% AC6 was fun. I quite like Elite Dangerous for VR gaming too.

@penguin @Doll @KiKi88 is that a pair of asscheeks?

@solidsanek You going to the gym or working out at home pal?

@lain I'm not completely against it. If you're not going to work the least you can do for the wage slaves is not be hard to look at. If I'm doing my grocery shopping in ALDI at 9pm I don't want some obese uggo crowding out the discounted meats and sandwiches.

@lain Got me. Enjoy this picture of cows eating.

@waifu nice drawing bro

@lain Don't worry, the retardation is universal. I had a recall notice emailed to me by Amazon last week because the pressed nut bars I ordered contained nuts.

https://food.gov.uk/news-alerts/alert/fsa-aa-52-2024

@lain Pluribus!

@lain I'd pet the shit out of that cat. I'd have her purring so hard you'd think she was a RumblePak for the N64. She'd be drooling everywhere like an idiot.

@lain I guess I'm on patent meds and soothing syrups.

@lain you mean no one will admit to it

@lain Hot. Get your nut girl. As Nietzsche said. "Nut proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly. Cumslinging of ones own free choice, nut at the proper time, with a clear head and joyfulness."

@lain it's always been weird to me that the German Chancellor has always seemed to have more power and respect than the president, why is that?

@lain Hell no. The fact that they're eating out of bowls tells me that they're either fetishists or women with special educational needs and I'm equipped to deal with neither. The fact that they are dressed in robes in the middle of the day backs up these assumptions. They have food all over those robes. They're white robes too. Do they think tetraacetylethylenediamine and sodium bicarbonate groes on trees? Hard pass. Try a primary school and/or a launderette.

@lain @sim @thatbrickster weirdly enough I've not had a curry, kebab or any of that bollocks in years. I prefer to make British foods. My wife is a yank and she likes our food too. Today we had a beef hotpot for dinner made in the pressure cooker. It was fucking beautiful. Sweat rat meat couldn't compare.

@lain @solidsanek one of the most hard won cerebral realisations of my 20s was that I could genuinely be whatever the fuck I wanted and I only ever had to answer to myself. So I did what I dreamed. I became a technician on the streets and rootin tootin international cumslinger in the sheets. We're not born to suffer. We're born to get our nut and look fucking fabulous doing it. Happy Halloween 🎃

@lain el Gatos for el gato.