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@mothcompute @famfo @domi in a similar vein ages ago I modified some Gameboy emulator into microservices (one for CPU, GPU, I/O, …) with rest in-between

@domi that's why we are building a bsky-equivalent firehose containing all instances and adding every post to a blockchain just so nothing can ever be forgotten

@domi to pass any German integration test you have to be able to open a bottle with 1. a lamp post or 2. the ground or 3. worse

@domi the bricks in the floor are free, you can just take them

@domi damn I want that merch

@feld @domi yeah, one could also buy a normal domain and get a normal certificate. or easier even, take one's posts over to Threads. but why choose the easy and obvious way when there is a chance to explore the corner cases of software?

@lanodan don’t forget the mainframes

I need a PSP and a PS Vita

I can make those tax deductible if I run servfail on them, right?

@domi please get a cert for 1.1.1.1 thank you

Today in internet shenanigans. Checking certificate transparency logs for in-addr.arpa.

https://crt.sh/?q=in-addr.arpa

Two types of entries: First, a lot out Cloudflare SSL. Fair.

Second type of entry: a certificate for German drugstore chain DM, containing Cloudflare's 1.1.1.1.in-addr.arpa????

see https://crt.sh/?id=2381870521

@doskel i hereby declare a war on whoever can host the fastest (physically) moving Fedi server

@doskel Counter Argument: Autobahn

@doskel I just googled what the terminal velocity of a raspberry pi is

@doskel if you can prove it federated while traveling at a certain speed it counts

Ah yes, a totally normal Friday evening on Fedi. One being is breaking certificate providers by requesting certs for .arpa domains, the other being is installing a Fedi server onto their car… lets just see what comes next

oh cool, Gnome has no automatic dark mode anymore because Mozilla (the advertisement and AI company) thought it was financially not worthwhile to keep their daytime and location API alive https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/gnome-control-center/-/issues/2959#note_2053491

Some people are complaining about a lack of discoverability on fedi. In my opinion, this isn’t really a problem. We have a cool solution for that, it’s called a @yassie_j , and they just know everybody on here. Just ask if you need to discover new people /hj

1ct transactions are the 1x1 transparent spacer gif of the banking world

@wolf480pl Financial transactions that transfer 0,01€

Back then (1990s, early 2000s) they were used a lot for layout purposes, back then when CSS wasn’t really a thing yet