Notices by Dave 🐶 (cyberoutsider@infosec.exchange)

@GossiTheDog @metacurity You're off GCHQ's Christmas list then for pointing this out.

@GossiTheDog Did someone take their portal down, saying that they shouldn't "do crime"?

@GossiTheDog Even if no new CVEs are officially released for the next five years, I reckon we can still have applications riddled with CVEs still being used in most businesses.

@GossiTheDog Yes, the "old" line doesn't match up with what we know as customers.

That said, we've not had that line directly from our Account Manager, so I'm waiting for an updated statement from them.

@GossiTheDog I'm actually genuinely intrigued to see whether this strategy will pay off.

In theory you only have to wait long enough for everyone to get bored and for some other significant thing to happen, then you're in the clear...

@GossiTheDog @kemotep Pretty much every sales pitch for similar AI capabilities are contradictory.

Feature 1: Bulk out stuff because you think it looks more professional to add a bunch of unnecessary words.
Feature 2: Summarise stuff because you think it's been bulked out unnecessarily and you don't want to wade through all the unnecessary words.

Even the 'summarise Teams meetings' capability is a cover up from the fact that people have forgotten how to properly chair and run meetings. Advertised AI capabilities are a sticking plaster over other poor habits rather than addressing root problems.