Notices by Sam Levine (srlevine@neuromatch.social), page 2

Dracula my man, you're supposed to drink from her, not gnaw on her neck.

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Up the nostril shot! Who one earth things this is a good idea?!!?!?

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We did not need that close up to her butt + underwear. I really, really don't need to know what she wears under that poufy skirt as a jump scare, thanks movie.

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Is this a burlesque scene? Cabaret? Whatever it is is weird and doesn't match the rest of the movie...

(not that I have any idea what's going on in the movie)

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Are they drowning that poor bat in tomato juice?

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No wonder he was gnawing on necks earlier, those teeth are not those of a blood drinker! Need to be pointier. And it wasn't really possible to tell at this angle, but I bet there were missing a blood groove in the back.

(yes I've read too many critiques of vampire things)

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@RamenCatholic Apparently I read the title backwards and it is really "Frankenstein General Hospital", which doesn't sound any better?

the reviews look pretty bad, the first one on rotten tomatoes mentions softcore porn? I dunno about this...

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When I searched tubi for "dracula frankenstein" the first hit was for this, the third was for "General Hospital Frankenstein". And now I have so many questions about my choices in life that led to this.

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@bstacey Thank you!

@RamenCatholic If you don't use your blinkers and a cyclists almost gets hit because of it that's a valid reason for one to smash your turn signal light. You obviously don't need it, right?

@hollie Mooching here tonight because while I did get the movie playing on time, I did not find a root post from anyone fast enough and gave up.

Is that a lab coat that is surprisingly stylish or did they just put the lady scientist in a white jacket?

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I'll chime in with another vote for "this score is awesome". It reminds me of going dancing in the early/mid-2000s. You know, when I still did things like try to be social and "wear things that were neither pajamas nor lab clothes".

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'Sorry I'm a vegetarian"

I'm not doing a great job follow the movie, so what on earth was the context for that?

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That silver eye shadow on X is very of the time for this movie.

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This alien ship scene and the rows of guys with guns is very Independence Day?

(does that count as a monster movie? can we add it to the voting?)

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Don't do an eye closeup unless you do your eyeliner correctly (in case you're wondering, no that wasn't correct).

How did I get on a makeup jag? I don't wear makeup.

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Oww. That high pitched noise hurts even with the volume turned down.

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OMG is this a take on the famous my dog doesn't bite/that is not my dog gag?

Amazing. I love this movie.

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M base in their DNA?

Is this rather than AGCT? But M means A or C in standard encoding when ordering sequences. So maybe she means a variable site? I'm so confused.

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