Notices by josh buermann (buermann@mastodon.social), page 4

If you see somebody stick their tongue out it means they like you, my mother always said.

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I met Bitty White's spirit squirrel out by the trash on a sunny #caturday.

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shut the drapes ma I'm sleeping in, it's #caturday

Happy first #Caturday of 2026.

Charlie Kirk called Leviticus "God’s perfect law when it comes to sexual matters" but that book of laws would have monogamous married heterosexual couples ostracized from polite society for having sex during menstruation while having sex with your neighbor's premenstrual child goes unmentioned amidst the parade of particulars about the forbidden sexual relationships between in-laws.

#pedocons

Charlie Kirk miscited Leviticus 20 for Leviticus 18 when trying to school Ms. Rachel about cherry-picking the Bible with its most infamous quotes about death to the gays. While the priests have their complaint about the propriety of a man laying with a man the heap of stones is largely reserved for particular forms of incest and adulterers, but Charlie remains mum about the serial philandering of his pedo-coddling Cryus when cherry-picking "God’s perfect law when it comes to sexual matters."

In a drug-addled kakistocracy run by a teetering teetotaler there is only one metric for inflation that counts:

“Cocaine sold in the U.S. is cheaper and as pure as ever for retail buyers,” reports the WSJ. “Cocaine prices have fallen by nearly half to around $60 to $75 a gram compared with five years ago."

https://www.splinter.com/trump-has-dropped-the-price-of-one-thing-cocaine

We know more about J. Edgar Hoover's cross-dressing -- an urban legend -- than we do about Charlie Kirk's murderer, but Chris Rufo always knows who to blame for everything before he knows anything.

Charlie Kirk to receive posthumous Presidential Medal of Freedom for leading the blind defense of Trump's Epstein coverup.

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/dinesh-dsouza-tells-viewers-its-time-to-move-on-from-epstein-they-have-closed-the-case/

I for one deeply appreciate this newfound spirit of national unity bringing us together in bipartisan comity to denounce political violence.

https://www.wired.com/story/far-right-reactions-charlie-kirk-shooting-civil-war/

No one would have been prouder to be sacrificed to the 2nd amendment than Charlie Kirk, who helped march hundreds of American children up the black oxide steps to stand before the idol of our holy gun god.

Utah Republicans passed a law allowing open carry on campus a few weeks before it arguably helped Charlie Kirk's murderer.

"Champion of free speech" Charlie Kirk devoted the last decade of his life to blacklisting academics for their speech.

The mass firings taking place over commentary on his death are a fitting tribute to his life's work.

Amazing how any angry degenerate 8chan troll can fail upwards on hundreds of millions in wingnut welfare.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2018/09/18/how-conspiracy-theories-spread-internets-darkest-corners/

My going assumption is that Charlie Kirk was murdered by an unhinged QAnon who felt betrayed by Kirk's heel turn to support Trump's Epstein coverup.

The late Mr. Kirk would have approved of my plan to organize bail for his assassin in exchange for the assassin confirming my going assumptions.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/charlie-kirk-bail-out-alleged-paul-pelosi-attacker-1234621493/

From "The Left murdered Charlie Kirk" to "pray for Charlie Kirk's assassin" in the time it took to find out the killer is a white gun-toting Christian.

The "they" that killed Kirk was apparently a white male who followed Kirk's career advice by dropping out of Utah State after one semester and confessed the crime to his Mormon ex-cop GOP father, who promptly turned him in.

Jury will probably stay out on whether he's a groyper troll, some sort of self-radicalizing agent of antifa, or yet another man who refuses to do therapy, so everyone will go on supposing whatever is convenient for them.

https://www.wired.com/story/charlie-kirk-shooting-suspect-identified-as-22-year-old-utah-man-tyler-robinson/
https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/12/us/tyler-robinson-charlie-kirk-shooting-suspect-invs

Charlie Kirk's free speech warriors on the warpath cancelling anyone they notice quoting noted free speech warrior and national hero Charlie Kirk.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/charlie-kirk-death-people-fired-comments-1235425832/