Notices by the thunder, perfect milf (esvrld@octodon.social)

@simsa03 you seem normal

wandering the streets of the fedi with an unlit lantern, looking for a working search

i have my laptop on my lap & my phone in my hand, and the most convenient way to get a file from one of them to the other is to go on to my email and send it to myself so it bounces off a server in switzerland

the reason i only share very specific snippets of biographical information on here is that if i shared more, everyone would recognise me. like kosh in babylon 5 basically

@silverwizard thinking about the bit in babylon 5 where they need to go thru hours of surveillance footage and get a bunch of monks to do it manually

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everyone on mastodon is a 30 year old man from stuttgart, a 19 year old trans catgirl, or cnn's wolf blitzer

the #linux kernel sucked my dick #foss

anyone else in here dislike the 'windows' operating system

it's my understanding a balloon cannot be piloted, but goes where the wind blows it. so how exactly would china be flying these balloons over american military installations

shot / chaser

uhm actually, we prefer to be called 'brothers of technology experience',

i think about this a lot, in regards to happenings #onhear

and i kid you not, he turns himself into a sandworm. he's the god-emperor leto atreides ii. funniest shit i've ever seen

There is conversation about a proposed gathering of collectively/cooperatively/democratically run Mastodon instances.

yea just preëmptively block all of these b/c they are absolutely going to end up in a racist meltdown with all the mods pretending they can't do anything about it w/o holding a plebiscite, sooner rather than later

democracy, direct or representative, is a terrible system for operating an online community

this has been tried. it does not work. unless your goal is to enable a bunch of deeply boring people to hold model un about 'the whiteness problem' while doing absolutely nothing, then inevitably end up suspending a bunch of brown people & call it a day

'will someone explain to me how instance admins are different from landlords'

idk dipshit. maybe by not owning land