Notices by Bill Reese (reesecommabill@mastodon.cloud)

@mrdiamondj My favorite thing about Bielefeld is the common joke around Germany that the city "does not exist."

Forgot that the German Cup was today.

3rd Division side Armenia Bielefeld are… getting trounced by Stuttgart.

Oh well.

#Bundesliga #DFBPokal

The center ref in the #RBNY/Dallas match is having a nightmare of an extra time.

@mrdiamondj I don't love MLS because the quality is GOOD. I like it because there is a high probability of something ridiculous happening.

Alright, #MLS sickos, it's time for the Hudson River Derby: NYCFC vs. Red Bulls, live from a baseball stadium because America.

I've already had a couple G&Ts to get started, because if you're rawdogging MLS soccer, oh boy.

#RBNY

@mrdiamondj Really did not see that coming this season, especially after they got to keep Xavi Simons for another year on loan.

Time to regroup and rebuild.

Man City have lost FA Cup finals to Wigan and Palace.

Had this crazy dream last night that the Red Bulls scored 7 goals on the LA Galaxy, a team whose last win in MLS came back on December 7.

No recollection of that match, however.

#MLS

In my day job, I work for a media company that focuses on the toy industry.

Apropos of nothing, I decided to add the Mastodon plushie (aka #Plushtodon) to the latest products on our Toy Insider website.

Please boost this so our editors will frustratingly tell me to stop trying to make Mastodon happen.
https://thetoyinsider.com/products/mastodon-stuffed-toy/

So… I guess the whole Mastodon community sort of needs to adopt the Utah Mammoth as their favorite hockey team now?

#NHL

I, too, belong to Jesus.

(Jk)

#LFC

@mrdiamondj I wish I shared your optimism.

I think it is far more likely that we will see closed leagues in Europe—the Super League—before we see promotion and relegation in MLS. If anyone does it first, it'll be NWSL.

Big soccer clubs all over the world are envious of how much money the NFL makes, despite only being popular in a handful of countries. They want to be like the NFL. Only way to do that is a closed shop.

Have the LA Galaxy won a game since the #MLS Cup Final?

THAT's some "That's So Metro" shit.

I think, as a defense mechanism, every time I read about somebody getting kidnapped by these thugs, my brain immediately returns to a line from Yossarian in "Catch-22"

"They didn't disappear Dunbar. That doesn't make sense. It isn't even good grammar!"

That's about where I'm at.

@mrdiamondj Oh, and I forgot that Rose played for Klopp once upon a time. Ice cold.

@mrdiamondj I’m surprised he lasted this long. He’s a real company man, having coached Salzburg too. I guess they were loyal to him. But they’re in real danger of missing the Champions League and the money that comes with it. They’re a business, the bottom line is all that matters.

@skinnylatte Does that mean it would make it easier for Americans to emigrate there if things get… you know… worse?

Considering how much of a circus Manchester United has been over the last decade or so, it's fitting that their new stadium looks like a big-top circus tent. HEY-O!

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/44203117/man-united-leave-old-trafford-100000-seater-stadium

#EPL

My son’s drawings of Bluey and Bingo are demented and deranged. I love them so much.

That was a good, old-fashioned, ugly Red Bulls vs. Atlanta match.

Pure CONCACAF.

#MLS #RBNY