Notices by Henhouse_Cockerel (henhouse_cockerel@noauthority.social), page 2

@ZeroSum06 probably fits four cars yuck

@ZeroSum06 cigarettes, no, tobacco, untreated by chemicals, eh, probably fine in moderation. At least, thats what I'm going with.

@PNS that dog will be me in his next life

@ZeroSum06 hospitals.

Top 5 States to Live In

Massachusetts
Florida
New Jersey
Utah
New Hampshire

Lmao, maybe NH, Florida has some perks but Mass, NJ, even Utah? God help us if these are the best.

@ZeroSum06 she doesn't know about fragrance free soap?

@ZeroSum06 gas is low for CA right now $3.89 for 87 octane where I am which is usually a bit higher than the state average. That sign looks like that one station in the mountains away from everything, I forget where, but its always high there because trucking it in is expensive.

@eriner didn't work on me and I've had to replace the transmission on every Ford I've owned.

https://nypost.com/2024/07/23/us-news/elon-musk-says-trans-child-was-figuratively-killed-by-the-woke-mind-virus-vows-to-destroy-it-my-son-is-dead/

@ZeroSum06 what a hero!

@ZeroSum06 the TDS is strong in this one

@ZeroSum06 enjoy cancer

@ZeroSum06 this is clearly staged. I know people like to make fun of rural people but not a single mfer have ever known would actually do this.

@ZeroSum06 but if it rained on Tuesday would that make it that disgusting term I won't type out?

@ZeroSum06 a woman who understands the power of tits will never be lonely or hungry.

This is biology.

@ZeroSum06 i just imagined being that stupid and now I can't get my dick out of the tea kettle

@ZeroSum06 splinter meet ballsack

@ZeroSum06 so what is this guys fetish called? Because I would rather dump a handful of fire ants down my pants than live with knowing I hit this.