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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 05:21:39 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Just taking a quick glance at the credits before actually starting the game... this is actually typical of most DOS games, but I never thought to highlight that until now.

Rather small devteam on this one - that was pretty common at the time.
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1. Mean looking fish over on the right... a boss, perhaps?
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 05:21:39 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine

I WAS planning on playing some Heretic this morning and jumping back into Hexen later, but the lady has gotten very tired of me keeping her waiting for the one game she requested... and she took all of my coffee as a bargaining chip.

SHE TOOK THE FUCKING COFFEE...

...joke's on her, I already had a cup earlier today, but I'm not planning on going the rest of the month without, sooo...

...IN SEARCH OF DR. RIPTIDE!
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1. Why does she like this game? I ain't got a fucking clue, really.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 05:21:38 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Our hero is the ace submariner, Nick Nautilus - the objective? Find Dr. Tiberius Riptide and stop him from utterly ruining all the world's oceans for his own nefarious purposes.

Our tools for the job? Nick's custom single-seater submarine pod, and the remote-controlled "JASON" mini-sub... and neither of them are particularly well-armed - I get the feeling most of Nick's personal funds went towards trying to look stylish rather than being prepared, but DANGER IS OUR MIDDLE NAME, DAMMIT!*
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1. *Actually, our middle name is probably Dipshit, because only a dipshit would come to the sea unprepared - oh, this won't end well.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 05:21:38 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Well, let's actually get this game started proper...
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1. ...for real, this time!
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 05:21:37 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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This level is basically a tutorial, and a damn short one at that - the tunnel to the exit is right above where the Pulse Cannon part is, so it's just a matter of flying through that and it's a straight shot out of the stage from there.

After every level, we're greeted with this rather basic score screen where an octopus stares at us menacingly... why? I have no idea - it's probably not a normal octopus since Dr. Riptide's been doing weird experiments on everything... it's why there's so many critters trying to kill us down here.
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1. ...you're gonna be a boss fight at some point, aren't you...
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 05:21:37 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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In order to actually have a reasonable shot at taking down Dr. Riptide (assuming you can even reach him), you'll have to collect the piece of the Pulse Cannon.
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1. This is like gathering laser gun parts in Dr. Chaos... almost.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 05:21:36 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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You might have noticed the Air meter in some of the previous snapshots - it's not important in the first level since you can come up to the surface to get an air resupply, but... it's gonna be a much bigger deal in this level.
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1. Oh boy, what tiny terrors is this stage gonna throw at us...
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 25-Aug-2024 08:07:25 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine

I've been beating around the bush on this one, but I think I've done enough waiting... IT'S TIME TO COMMIT HERESY.
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1. You know exactly where this is going.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 08:03:21 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine

"Everyone has a 'Fuck You, Got Mine' card in their deck. It's a last line of defense to keep the vermin out. I envy the people who argue against it, because they've clearly never been forced to use it... I have, and you will never know just how many times I've had it in my hand." ~Blackened Heart of a Card Shark

A random piece, put together after hearing some rather insightful things in a string of angry rants throughout the day...
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1. ...sometimes she forgets she's not the only one in the room. I just leave her to her thoughts while she's thinking out loud. Perhaps she knew I was listening - she gradually talked herself down from ranting any further.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2024 03:28:06 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Had a nice rest... anyway, one last one of these.

Rather amusing seeing what changes between versions, and which ones are the most drastic.
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1. PCE, NES, SNES
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 19:40:20 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Still awake - felt somewhat inclined to toss together another of these, so... here's Ninja Gaiden III.

(I actually forgot it was on Atari Lynx, so this was a nice reminder.)
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1. Lynx, NES, SNES
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 19:40:20 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine

I know I said that was enough Ninja Gaiden II, especially after tangling with the DOS version, but... I just wanted to throw this together.
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1. DOS, NES, SNES
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 06:19:53 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine

Great news to wake up to after (mostly) managing to sleep off my headache.

https://wiki.telefang.net/Wikifang:Telefang_English_Translation_Patch_Finally_Complete
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1. Domain not in remote thumbnail source whitelist: wiki.telefang.net
  
  Wikifang:Telefang English Translation Patch Finally Complete - Wikifang
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 08:27:26 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Okay, let's try this again and not die horribly after the boss fight this time.
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1. The background gradient is pretty.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 06:47:50 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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"REVENGE!"

...he says with gritted teeth as he bears the face of a constipated man hot-glued to the toilet for about an hour and a half.
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1. The original had a sort of "How to Draw Manga" look to it, but this... what do you call this?
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 06:47:50 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine

Turrican II on DOS... oh, this game is something.

I can't tell if this boss just has a LOT of i-frames or if the hitboxes are randomly failing to register damage - either way, this fight ate up the remainder of my lives (and then I got killed by a random enemy afterwards... didn't even reach the stage exit before Game Over).
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1. This might be the most brutal version of this game I've ever played... but the in-game graphics look nice (funky cutscene faces aside).
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 16-Aug-2024 01:38:27 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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This particular bundle had almost everything - the original 6 disk episodes, the 3 CD episodes, and even Holiday Hare '94... but not Holiday Hare '95, for some reason.

I know '95 was never folded into the main game the way '94 was, and you're supposed to be given an option to play '95 upon booting the game, but I'm not even being given THAT here... must be a feature exclusive to the GoG rerelease, which isn't this one (though it does incorporate some patches from it), so I'm having to grab '95 separately.

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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 16-Aug-2024 01:38:27 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine

It took me far too long to get around to this one... I don't think one of the best DOS platformers ever made really needs much of an introduction.
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1. It's the bastard lovechild of Sonic the Hedgehog and Bucky O'Hare, the original "Sanic with a gun" before Shadow was a thing, and the coolest spin on the tale of "The Tortoise and The Hare" ever made by human beings. What's not to love?
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 16-Aug-2024 01:38:26 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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I don't care if it's not even December yet.

Merry FUCKING Christmas you filthy animals-- o hai spaz.
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1. You can see more of that guy in Jazz 2... and in the GBA game, amazingly.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Aug-2024 10:50:28 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine

Switched games - I remember playing a demo version of this a long time ago...

...don't remember finding one of these in it, though.
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1. Mmmm... blue... I like blue. Blue's one of my favorite flavors.
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